Johnny is a little cunt. He should die. He needs to go fuck a chainsaw.

Putin's first love

What My Boredom Leads To

I love Rodney from robots!! Idgaf Wut you think!!

Cake.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

kate runs away from home on her dads small boat while josh is on a cruse ship and a storm comes and they both fall but caus kate cant swim and josh is a really good swimmer he saves her but they get stuck on a island together so a celebrity and a normal teenage girl stuck on an island what will happen well they fall in love or get hungrey and eat each other read this book to find out

Who knew Santa wasn't into the Ho Ho Ho's? "Puts Santa into a whole new perspective" *unifinished* [boyxboy]

The head elf, Bernard, finally musters up the courage to ask out his long time love interest, the head luthier elf, Joanna ~