I know why you're here. You got problems or you got a happy life. Either way, you want to laugh! Then this isn't a place for you. All they have is cringing moments of weirdness! Many of them are old jokes; some are from me. PLEASE READ. This book is a PG13 book. It's for laughter. Please do not comment anything hateful or related to something extremely mature, such as sex. This book isn't for any ship wars or threats. Respect people's opinion. This is for a light laugh made in hopes that will brighten someone's day. Please do not comment things like, "***shippers should go rot in a hole and die". Respect people's opinion, please. Weird and disrespectful comments have made me consider deleting this book, which isn't cool.

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THIS IS A FIRST DRAFT AND THERE ARE GRAMMAR MISTAKES I pushed at his chest, but it was useless. He stayed, his arms caging me in. "Anastasia," he hummed against my ear, my name rolling off his tongue. "I know you want me just as bad as I want you." I couldn't deny it anymore, I was his. ~>~ A romance novel Started: 11/28/2017 Finished : 03/04/2018 Highest Ranking: #96 12.27.2017

**Sequel to The Story of Artemis** The first tale was only the beginning. Artemis and her Winglet, after the map to the Islands and prophecy are received, enter the dangerous world of the Twin Islands. Solar's plans are coming to a close, and the frantic dragonets must find a way to stop her before she takes over the tribes. Secrets are finally going to be revealed as new allies are made. Can they stop her in time? Or are they doomed to bow to the gold tyrant forever? (Written before the events of Escaping Peril. Excuse any inaccuracy ) (The Twin Islands and all the tribes who live there belong to me and only me. You may not use them without permission.)

The war affected everyone in its own way. Families were constantly living in fear, soldiers had to face the reality that they might not live to see the next day. But that all changed when the dragonets brought the Sandwing heirs together, and Thorn was crowned Queen. From this they created an Academy, for dragons of all tribes to come together. Artemis is one of these dragons. As her parent's compassion for each other and their family deteriorates, the two Nightwings decide they've had enough of them and enroll Artemis and her eldest sister into Jade Mountain. Of the three newly added Winglets, she's enrolled in Opal, and is relieved to know she isn't the only peculiar one in it. But before they know it, Artemis and her friends are faced with a prophecy, and a dark secret. New continents, new tribes, new enemies. They face the biggest threat to Pyhrria since the end of the war. Gold, silver, sun and moon, the scales have tipped. This is the story of Artemis. (Please keep in mind that this story was written right after Moon Rising, before any of the other books of Tui's second series. Excuse any inaccuracy. Consider this an AU)

Olympus has a ruling Prince named Percy Jackson, who is hosting a selection to find his perfect girl. Annabeth Chase is a small town girl who loves to read and draw she has never been interested on Prince until her friends entered her into the selection. Annabeth learns that the Prince is not what she thinks. Character Credits to Rick Riordan and all The things to The Selection to Kiera Cass Book Cover is drawn by Viria, so all credits go to her for the beautiful drawing #436 in Fanfiction on September 1st 2016 #446 in Fanfiction on January 24th 2017 #803 in Fanfiction on September 30th 2017

Ever since the death of her father, Annabeth Chase has been stuck living with her cruel step mother and two step brothers. At school she's invisible and at home she's more of a servant than a daughter. Basically her life sucks. That is until she meets Percy. He's sweet, handsome, funny, and loyal. Perfect right? Nope. Stephanie the schools "queen bee" threatens Annabeth and claims that Percy is hers. So what happens when Annabeth bumps into Percy at the school dance?What if he doesn't know it's her? What happens if someone from Percy's past returns? Will Annabeth stand up and fight for her happily ever after or will she forever stay the runaway princess? DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Percy Jackson or Heroes Of Olympus characters. They belong to Rick Riordan.

Highest Rank: 1 in #tuitsutherland BOOK 2 IS UP! Yay!!!! Do you want to laugh? do you want to shake your head as your favorite Wings of Fire characters find their places in hilarious spoofs? You are in the right place! Spoofs, comebacks, jokes, everything! I do not own 90 percent of the jokes shown in here. Most of them are from tumblr or Instagram. Many of them are just jokes passed on since who knows when. ~ PLEASE READ. This book is a PG13 book. It's for laughter. Please do not comment anything hateful or related to something extremely mature, such as sex. This book isn't for any ship wars or threats. Respect people's opinion. This is for a light laugh made in hopes that will brighten someone's day. Please do not comment things like, "***shippers should go rot in a hole and die". Respect people's opinion, please. Weird and disrespectful comments have made me consider deleting this book, which isn't cool.

I glare at him, yanking at the bonds. He laughs softly. "Oh princess, you're so delicate. Do not struggle, we wouldn't want you to break, would we?" He whispers. I snarl at him but he's right, I'm sick and weak at the moment and the cold rain isn't helping matters. I turn away, coughing and choking on blood, but swallow it quickly, not wanting anyone to know my state. He smirks slightly. "Why are you so cruel?" I ask curious at his behavior. In the Castle I was kept away from the outside world by my parents, who told me of the dangers that lurk in it. However the servants and the cooks, who lived outside the protective wall of the Castle, always seemed like good people. "Cruel," he scuffs. "I am not cruel. Your kind is. Sitting in your castle, while families starve, homes burned to the ground because the blasted taxes are too high to pay. Cruelty, my dear Princess, is a word you and your family are all too familiar with." His words felt like a slap in the face. He can not be speaking truth. The kingdom loves my parents and they would never allow their people to starve. #384 in Historical Fiction 3/27, #361 in Historical Fiction 3/28, #312 in Historical Fiction 3/30, #291 in Historical Fiction 4/8, #287 in Historical Fiction 4/9, #285 in Historical Fiction 4/10, #265 in Historical Fiction 4/24, #256 in Historical Fiction 5/7, #225 in Historical Fiction 5/13. #218 in Historical Fiction 5/15, #119 in Historical Fiction 5/17, #112 in Historical Fiction 5/26, #95 in Historical Fiction 5/27, #83 in Historical Fiction 5/31, #67 in Historical Fiction 6/1, #53 in Historical Fiction 6/15, #26 in Historical Fiction 6/23, #20 in Historical Fiction 6/25, #16 in Historical Fiction 6/26, #13 in Historical Fiction 7/2, #10 in Historical Fiction 7/8, #5 in Historical Fiction 7/10, #12 in Historical Fiction 9/2, #13 in Historical Fiction 9/4, #7 in Historical Fiction 9/5, #5 in Historical Fiction 9/6, #7 Historical Fiction 1/8

a poem that describes ME . to be enough for HiM :)

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Island princess Yenni is searching for a way to save her father's life, but a handsome yet infuriating shapeshifting dragon becomes an unexpected distraction. ***** As a princess of the Moonrise Isles, Yenni is all-but-engaged to the prince of a neighbouring tribe. She knows it's her duty to ensure peace for her people, but as her father's illness steadily worsens, she sets out on a sacred journey to the empire of Cresh, determined to find a way to save him at any cost, even though failure could mean the wrath of her gods and ruin for her people. One further complication? On the day she arrives at the Prevan Academy for Battle and Magical Arts, she meets an arrogant dragon shifter who claims she's his "Given", or destined mate. Muscular, beautiful (and completely infuriating), he's exactly the kind of distraction Yenni can't afford while her father's life hangs in the balance. But by rejecting him, is she fighting her feelings -- or her fate?