If you're reading this because the title caught your attention, you like potatoes. Congratulations. Because I also like potatoes.

COVER DONE BY FOREVERLARK ....THIS IS NOT MY OPINION Just some things you might not want to say around a fan girl.

Andy Hurley works at a mental institution, which he honestly doesn't mind much, but one day, a new patient comes in. The patient's name is Joe Trohman. Andy gets assigned to take care of him and soon gets to know him better. He learns about Joe's life and why he was brought here in the first place. Soon after, Andy realizes that Joe doesn't belong here and does everything he can to get him out before something bad happens. Will Andy be able to get Joe out? Will Joe be alright? What fate lies with Andy and Joe?

He extends his hand and I'd be lying if I said I only hesitated a bit to shake it. When I finally did, my hand was enveloped by his, except it wasn't warm and inviting, instead cold and rough. It sent a shiver down my spine. "Name's Demetri," he smirked, his almost black eyes glistened, "But you can call me Death."

*ALL RIGHTS RESERVED* Clarisse Hornitt is a nerd. Or a geek. But, not your typical nerd/geek, as she won't put up with bullshit and will promptly tell you how it is regardless to how it makes you feel. She manages to get into a physical altercation with a certain football player at her high school...and well...drops herself into a whole mess of trouble she'd never expected. *ALL RIGHTS RESERVED*

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

SEQUEL After the Discomposed Composers tour comes to a close, Cole Wentz returns to Chicago, Illinois with confidence, a self esteem, and a ring on her finger, courtesy of Mr. Patrick Stump. The two build their lives together, getting married and eventually having a daughter named Maya Alison Stump. Everything is going well. Or so they thought. But then family finds out that there was an emergency evacuation at the Metropolitan Correctional Centre in Chicago, leading to the escape of eight convicts- including none other than Derek Skinner; the cause for all her suffering in her teen years. Cole convinces herself that everything will be okay, and for a short period of time, it is. That is until the police find dead bodies of people that once played a role in his demise. Petrified, Cole faces the decision of putting her family in more danger by staying with then or doing what she does best. Getting lost.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!