Strange Things I read In the Middle Of the Night
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Sailor Mouth ➵ slow but juicy updates  by KnightPeyton
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Meet Cameron Grant. If he could say everything he was dissatisfied about in his life, he would. If he had the courage to tell his all-time crush Brooklyn Davis that he liked-loved her, he would. If he could curse and swear so much that nobody would ever kiss him, he would. If only he wasn't mute.
W T F by wingsofash
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The title. Warning: very cringy, not a good example of how to act or what to do- and please do not ever, ever try to replicate whatever dynamics or asdkjlf; is going on in the relationships featured This is just here to take tropes I've seen or random ideas I've had and blow them completely out of proportion.
Illegal My Ass by makeandoffer
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Mia Hastings was never one to follow the rules. Her brother knew it, her best friend knew it. Everyone knew it. She lives for the moment, doing whatever she feels and thinking of the consequences later. Her main goal in life is to live it. Mia’s brother’s best friend Drake O’Connell was never big on rules. The judge who sentences him to 2 years in prison knew it. He is known for being the badboy, partying and womanising. His charm, good looks and obnoxious behaviour made his life pretty easy and his main goal in it was to have fun. He had lost 2 years of his life locked up, so he was determined to make up for lost time. So when these two people are thrown together, both without a care in the world, issues of their own and more secrets than an episode of Pretty Little Liars, you can expect a story full of laughs, tears, arguments and felonies. They might be breaking the law, but both Mia and Drake are about to find out that when it feels wrong, it is ALWAYS more fun. ©makeandoffer
Harry Potter Randomness [Book 1] by TinaX2
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Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed! ⚯͛
The Tom and Jerry Tale. by ofcreations
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You'd think from the names that Chad and Brad are most likely brothers. You would've been right if brothers constantly try to choke each other, prank each other and can't stand each other for more than a second. Chad and Brad - as much as they hate their names being way too similar - are arch enemies. With pranks, insults, comeback and death glares, they try their best to mentally annihilate each other. But, when they have one common goal, they have to work together to acheive it. PS: LOVELY COVER DONE BY SAM!! @littlemissweirdo28 My favourite comments: @wolfborne says: *tries to spam votes on this chapter even though i cant* i seriously can't wait for this book to get on the top ten on humour wtf this is so good what even @littlemissweirdo says: I NEED COMEBACK LESSONS FROM CHAD OH MY GOD THIS IS PURE GENIUS. @Kuro_Inori says: YAS CHASASSY FOUR LYF @IrisOfTheCat says: UPDATE FAST I'M ENJOYING THIS SO MUCH HIGHEST RANKING: #719 IN HUMOR. COMPLETED. ALSO CHECK OUT THE SEQUEL!
Memes by 6i66it
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these are memes I have found
Smash! by gumwum
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This isn't your common bad boy story. This bad boy doesn't drive a motorcycle, he isn't rich, he doesn't have tattoos, or risks lung cancer by smoking, and he doesn't love the good girl. He smashed into her life when he tried to rob her. She smashed into his life when she pepper sprayed him. Then he smashed her heart.
You & I by gumwum
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Rory's "boyfriend" is Brody, star athlete, most popular boy in school, soon to be homecoming king, and to everyone else single. No one knows their secret makeout spot behind the bleachers, or their secret weekly dates in Brody's room, or that they even speak to one another.
Memes by actively_inactive
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Get your daily dose of memes ;)
T∃gΛru's B00k of M∃M∃S [Volume 5] by TegaruNishida
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*clap* *clap* Welcome to Volume 5 everybody! And like the previous meme books by your truly, you'll find the following in this book: - Stolen Memes (But I give courtesy/credit whenever I feel like it) - Random Images of stuff (But mostly RWBY stuff) - GIFs WARNING: Again, if you are somehow offended by the memes you'll see in this book, then this book is not for you. But if you're here to have some fun and enjoy the memes as it is, then this book is for you.