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The Bad Boys Saw Me Naked by The_Muffin_Dude
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"Come on babe." Evan insists. "Please? For me?" I look around, considering my options. The party has started to die down, and the small lake further into the woods is pretty concealed. "Fine." I sigh, grinning. "Really?" He smirks. "You'll skinny dip with me?" I pause. "Sure." "Great." He says. "I love you Harper." <><><><> Harper is your typical good girl. Shy, quiet, and reserved. So everybody is surprised when she manages to land a guy like Evan. Prom King, quarterback, ladies man. Evan introduces her to a new world, a world of popularity. And Harper tries to be the best girlfriend she can be. But one night, it all falls apart, and Harper is left in a mortifying situation. Naked. Luckily the River boys are around to save the day. After a few pictures of course.
The Inducer [18+ Only] by _hunnyy
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Carlos Larves, he was the king of romancing (well in his head, he was). He knew how to trigger your self-control and he relished on your discomfort. He gave pleasure, the right amount of passion and if necessary there'd be just an ounce of pain. Carlos, he called himself the inducer. And for him Tori was simple. He wanted her beyond compare that no one else would understand because she wasn't just one of his usual conquests but so much more. She was different and he wanted her to feel what he could do before anything else. Tori Battes, she was a simple college student living in California who came from a small town in Tennessee. She needed a work when she decided she wanted to go on her own and when she finally got a work as a housekeeper, she didn't know she would be in the house of this so called "inducer" with a twist of an oblivious past history. There was a secret behind Carlos that she didn't even know to begin with, it was something she would have to find out but not until Carlos fucked with her mental stability first. Let's journey with them. NB: this story is intended for audiences 18+ years or older, but if you think this story would stimulate you, go ahead.
A Taste of Sin (Sin #1) by bourbonvanilla
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She wants to escape it all. She runs from it. She gets a chance to leave it all behind. And she does, without thinking twice. Gabrielle leaves France, her home country, when she finds an offer to babysit in London. She doesn't have a lot of experience with kids, but she's willing to do whatever it takes to just disappear from the world she somehow got sucked into. She comes to a rich family, who has a daughter and a son. She gets a big surprise when she arrives there. The little girl might be little indeed, but the son is nothing like she expected. He's all tall and broad with tattoos marking almost every inch of his skin. And he screams bad news. Alexander shows he doesn't like Gabrielle from the first time he sees her. However, they somehow just can't ignore each other as much as they'd like to, even though Alexander told Gabrielle to never involve in his business. But her being stubborn and fearless, she quickly finds out why people call him 'Sin.' *WARNING! This story contains a strong language and violence.* *The Literary Awards 2017 winner Cover by @ForeverIsland
His Slave | #3 ✔ by TheLittle_Naga_Girl
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|HIGHEST RANKING| #1 in Prank #1 in What's new * *In which Melody becomes the slave of her rival* Senior year didn't seem to look so bad for Melody- everything was going her way. She was able to steer clear of her tormentor- Jayden aka her neighbour's path but everything went downhill when she made a 'small' mistake. Melody goes through 'stain and scratch' to realise what she didn't since day one. ***
Pr💔m - Dolan Twins by bitchindolxn
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Did I just catch my boyfriend have his tongue down some bitches throat? Read "Pr💔m" to see what happens when Jas finds out her boyfriend is actually a fuckboy and their lives afterwards. I promise, Im not wasting your time plus, there are some heart touching parts in this book.
Towards Redemption [HIATUS] by CeeTheSpinster
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He was nothing like her. "I've got your next assignment," The caller says, "Are you ready?" He loads his gun. "Always." She was nothing like him. "Are you sure that this is allowed?" She asks. They were the two sides of a coin; "I'm a fúcking assassin little girl. I kill for money and sometimes, just for the fun of it." He was the villain, She was the girl he was going to get at any cost, "So we are friends?" He asks, "Yes. We are." She replies. "But I want to be more than that." He says and her eyes widen in surprise. They fall in love, But sometimes, love isn't enough, sometimes you have to put your faith in Him too. Because He decides how every story starts and how it ends. "Do you believe in God?" She asks, he shakes his head. "That's just a bunch of bull. In the world we live in, He doesn't exist." He replies. "I think, no I know He exists." She tells him, "And when I die, I'm going to Him." She smiles. "Like I'll let you go that easily." He laughs. But in the end, he is left with no choice to believe and put his faith in Him. Because He was all that stood between death and the woman he couldn't live another day without. And sometimes, the villain is the good guy. ©2015, CeeTheSpinster™ ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
Cheated Then Knocked Up By Romano  by KimmyUB
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BOOK 1 IN THE ROMANO SERIES (WARNING!!! 18+ ONLY ➡ THIS BOOK CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE AND EXPLICIT MATURE SCENES) Kiara Cambridge is a normal outgoing 27 year old woman. She has the perfect job, perfect home which she shares with her perfect fiance, just the perfect life or so she thought... She got an anonymous text while on a business trip that could ultimately ruin her perfect world, so to put her mind at ease as she does not believe it she leaves her business trip early and fly back home just to prove she is right, but when she gets home that fateful day her whole world came crashing down on her. Now she has to pick up the pieces of her life and start over with the mindset that all men are ASSHOLES & THE WORSE SCUM TO WALK THE FACE OF THE EARTH. Stephano Romano is a cold, ruthless, arrogant, hot headed dangerous man. Everything about him screams RUN, he has everything a bachelor might want or need from fast cars and easy women at the snap of his fingers to billions of dollars more than he could count and multiple homes and businesses. Stephano doesn't believe in love and he doesn't even share a bed with women over night, he just fuck'em and they are dismissed as soon as he catches his breath, his the definition of a FUCKBOY. Nothing matters to him other than his money, cars, business and most importantly his boys/famiglia. What happens when they meet, will she give love a chance and learn to trust again and follow her heart? Will she be the one who melts his cold heart and make him believe he has the ability to love another, more specifically HER... To make matters more complicated throw in the Mafia, crazy ex's, babies and you'll have one crazy ride. Will they end up together? If so Will they make it? Or will she walk away? READ TO FIND OUT!!! *** I DO NOT CLAIM ANY RIGHTS TO ANY OF THE PICTURES, GIFS, VIDEOS OR SONGS I MIGHT USE IN THIS BOOK *** (IN THE PROCESS OF SLOW EDITING)
A Brilliant Mistake by XxClicheSpicexX
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Rox has made a terrible mistake. After a heavy night drinking she wakes up to find she's slept with her brother's best friend, the guy she says she detests. She just can't remember what made her do it. Not all mistakes turn out bad. Roxanne and Logan haven't had the best of relationships in the past and now, with them living together in a shared student flat, she fears things will only get worse. Cover by SilverMoonShadow.
Farfalla by GoldenM_
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"Fúcking hell." He hisses applying pressure to his wound. I think he got the memo because he tells me what I want to hear "I'm apart of the Italian Mafia." I press the pistol harder. "I run the fùcking Mob." "Wow, how cliché." I look down at the watch on my wrist that doesn't exist and then lock eyes with him again. "I'm guessing I've got about five minutes until your mobsters come looking for their daddy. So, it's time for the bonus round!" I clap my hands together as Vince's body shakes. "I thought you didn't want to play games?" Vincenzo cocks his head to the side. This man has balls. I've choked him, shot him and threatened his penìs. There's more to Vincenzo DelVecchio than what meets the eye. *WARNING contains mature content* Read at your own risk
After by imaginator1D
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Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.