the monkees own a bakery where they make pastry for amphibians. their rival is a vegan man named Aidan mustard Gallagher, who owns the vegan Panera across the street.

Ben and Chris the two bros of Pawnee Indiana Chris CalBONES Ben and Ben CalMOANS then calJOANCALAMEZO uses her calPHONE to call the calPOLICE so they would calSTONE ben and chris for being calHOMOSEXUAL read to find out more (this is ironic me and my friend made the first chapter like a year ago or something again this totally ironic)

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Everything was going great for singer Tyler Joseph, until unexpected love tumbled-or buzzed-into his life, and in the form of a handsome blue-eyed bee. His world collapses around him as his Beeterophobic best friend Josh Dun turns his back on him, and he is forced to chose between his beloved wife, or the bee that has stolen his heart. And what happens when a few other bands intervene? Are Tyler and Barry truly meant to be, or will their love wither like un-pollinated flower? (2018 update: I wrote this in 2015 forgive me I regret nothing)

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

There is an infestation in the White House, an infestation of love.

A sexy tale about pierce's special gym ;)

OWO!!!. What seemed like a simple stroll through the gardens leads to the president of the white house discovering the naked Neko Vladimir Putin. But it is not all bare skin and rapid heart rates because the new love of his life is in danger. Vicious men are after Vladimir Putin. It even seems like fate is trying to pull them apart! Conspiracies unfurl, hearts break and reform, and even fate is tested in this soon-to-be New York Times bestseller. Trying to update regularly

Vladdydaddy[vladimir putin] x Orange Creamsicle {Donald Trump}

There's a lot of affairs in the midst of the White House