Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Like the birds and the leaves, he would be gone come winter. * * * * * * * * * Not everyone gets the happy ending they deserve.

Sometimes all you really need is a place to call home. * * * Being re-written completely as of May 14, 2021