'you nasty fuck! Im trying to sleep.' ©minjoonsfairy On going

kook: would u still love me if i was a worm

Namjoon has a new job - a normal job in a normal work building doing normal, boring paper work. Taehyung is one of the first to welcome Namjoon to his new job and he also works the same kind of job as Namjoon. Namjoon likes things to be structured. Taehyung is not structured. Namjoon likes things to go according to plan. Taehyung never goes according to plan. Things only get worse for Namjoon when Taehyung starts throwing out stupid pick up lines.

"what ya lookin' at?" "you."

"Quick! Hoseok this is an emergency! It's a catch-22 situation!"

"you're so hung up on hating him that you can't see how fucking in love you are with him."

"there's a fog inside my mind and a bomb inside your heart."

N A M G I. "you-" yoongi jabs a finger on namjoon's nose. he hiccups. "kiss me," he slurs, looking at the younger through his messy fringe. namjoon gulps. "hyung, no." or, in which namjoon babysits drunk yoongi who won't stop asking him for kissies.

offcialyoongi: can you please stop tagging me in your pictures babymin: never ©minjoonsfairy [very slow updates]

⌗ ⌇ texting story ! namjoon types the wrong number in his phone . ❛ nmjooniebear: hi is this taehyung? ❜ namjoon x jin ©JIBREADS highest rankings: 403 in #btsboys ; 29/03/20 804 in #btsarmy ; 16/03/20