.:: VOTED BEST LAUGH IN @WARRIORSWATTYAWARDS ::. In a magical land around a lake, there are four clans of insane cats who probably need to go to a mental hospital. Here's a book about their adventures and psycho-ness. There's pizza, hotdogs, mouse dung ice cream, and bird poo hats. Watch out for Jayfeather, I think he got a hold of a knife... Have fun, my Clanmates!

"Leela tried to explain to Fry that he had to go with them, otherwise there wouldn't be an escape for him, but he refused to leave with his Lila still on board." When on-coming doom rapidly approaches, what will happen to the two?

Leela: We'd really appreciate it if you'd take the time to- Bender: READ THE STORY OR I'M TAKING ALL YOUR BOOZE! I'LL DO IT REGARDLESS, BUT THERE'S AN OFFER THERE! Leela: Bender! You aren't gonna get any readers acting like that. Apologize or- Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! Leela: *groans* Hermes: It seems I have misplaced my documents! Bender: Nobody cares, you piece of- Zoidberg: I'm here! Zoidberg is here! You have summoned me from my trash bin home! Amy: This hat smells bad. And its WHITE and crusty! Fry: Has anyone seen my underwear? *Looks at Amy* There they are! Amy: Gross! Fry, wash your underwear more often! Fry: What is this 'wash' you speak of? Leela: ... Bender: ... Farnsworth: ... Hermes: ... Amy: ... Fry: ... Bender: *to Farnsworth* I thought you had good news. Me: Read my story.

A new family has moved into Gravity Falls. And they are rich. There is the the rich great uncle and his two twin great nephews. Together, they are trying to run the Mystery Shack out of buisness. Dipper has a crush on the girl twin, which can lead to weaknesses. Misty knows there is something not normal about this family...or is she just jealous?

Misty lives in the small town of Gravity falls. She needs a summer job since she just turned 13, and of course, since this is a Gravity Falls fan fiction, she's obviously going to go to the Mystery Shack since no one was willing to pay her other than cheap old Gruncle Stan. At first, she didn't want the summer job, until, of course, she met the Pine twins. She realised there are more secrets in this town than she expected. Some, more dangerous than others. Join Misty as she tries to make the best out of her crazy job along with Mabel, Dipper, and some random side-characters. I do not own the Gravity Falls show, idea or characters. However, I do own the characters and stories I make up. Enjoy.

Gravity Falls has become a darker, even more mysterious town five years later, and even after spending every summer there since they were young, nothing can prepare Dipper and Mabel for what will happen this year. However, when Stan's new girlfriend's shy granddaughter is sent to the town for the summer, where she learns the tragic secrets and conspiracies that were hidden for years, she realizes if she doesn't act quickly, the town will be destroyed. Warning: This story contains language, violence (including discussion of some domestic violence), mature themes, mild suggestive content, very disturbing topics, and dark elements, mostly involving teens. Read at your own risk. ((NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 13.))