"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?"
in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.
"he stole something of mine!"
"what?"
"my heart."
"oh for fuck's sake"
in which a sarcastic teenage girl gets her heart stolen by the sweet jock that she ran over.
PETER KAVINSKY | TATBILB