•Idea taken from my short-lived Duff fic titled "Don't Stand So Close to Me", a story named after the Police song of the same name.• Guns N'Roses is broke. Really broke. Forced into a job hunt against his will, Duff McKagan struggles to make ends meet by applying for a job at the nearby Catholic high school, where his aunt rules as the principal. A series of unfortunate events quickly promote Duff from school janitor to English teacher. While the pay is great, the school days mercilessly hack into his band time. Worse still, Duff begins falling for the mysterious Mary Tate, a gorgeous senior who is all too eager to become the teacher's pet. Duff is soon discovered and pursued by the school's math teacher, a sadistic nymphomaniac bent on revealing Duff and Mary's affair to the entire community...that is, unless Duff can strike up a deal to save his tail.... This wasn't in the job description. ~Obviously, mature content.~

A single mother on the Sunset Strip, Aurora does all that she can to support her daughter, Catherine. She moves in with her best friend, accepts a job as a stripper, and now, she's determined to seek out Catherine's father, who has been absent since day one. What happens when Aurora must choose between the bond of the biological parent, and the clumsy blonde who manages to steal her heart, as well as the heart of her daughter? Does DNA really make one a parent? Rated R

Izzy Stradlin gets struck by Cupid's arrow when he sees a gorgeous red head at his local coffee shop. What he doesn't know is that there's a catch to love at first sight: the girl is deaf, and has no idea who Izzy or Guns N Roses is. Not only is Izzy not used to having someone not know who he or his band is, but he has never had to chase after a woman before. Can he win her over, or will his words get lost in translation? Used to be titled "Lost in Translation", but I've decided to make it the first book in the "Count Your Stars" series. Enjoy! Rated R as always :) ~Completed~

Hazel and Axl grew up together in Lafayette, Indiana. Before Axl left for the big city, he promised Hazel he would return to marry her, or at least to take her with him when his band hit it big. It's 1991 now, and Hazel is still stuck in Lafayette, watching on the TV as her childhood sweetheart breaks her heart over and over again. When she finally gets her chance to move out to LA and reconcile with him, will she take it? Better yet, will he let her? Rated R. You should know this by now.

Jordyn-better known for her stage name, Envy-is occupied in just about every sexual business the streets have to offer: stripping, prostitution, porn...you name it, she's done it. It's not like it's a terrible life. It fuels her hunger for adventure while allowing her to live as a free spirit. It's only when one poofy-haired guitarist shows interest in her that Jordyn drops everything to be at his beckon call, if only to pull herself out of the poverty that has plagued her ever since she moved to LA. Obviously, rated R. Very R rated. Mucho R.

Max is the brooding and rebellious queen of the underground scene. She goes to all of the parties, shells out all of the drugs, and has all of the boys eating their hearts out. When Guns N'Roses shows up in the underground of LA, Max is impressed with their skill, but not with the tall blond bassist who seems to think she's going to fall all over him like every other groupie he comes across. Rated R

Aberdeen is lusting after Pierce, the hot neighbor guy who lives in the apartment across from the one Aberdeen shares with her best friend, Jasey. During a night out on the town, a hunt for Pierce at a local club comes to a halt when Aberdeen realizes the guy she keeps running into is none other than Izzy Stradlin from the popular band, Guns N'Roses! However, it is only when Izzy introduces the girls to the rest of the band that things really take a turn for the wild side! R for sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll

Guns N'Roses continues their rise to fame after the release of their latest albums, 'Use Your Illusion I & II'. Unfortunately for the band's infamous guitarist Slash, a new album means more time on the road-bad news for a man with pet snakes waiting for him back home! In search of the perfect care taker, Slash initially turns away a gorgeous zoologist specializing in herpetology, who simply goes by the nickname 'Al'. After all, anyone with that kind of beauty certainly can't have the brains to go with it, right? That's Slash's thought process, anyway. But when one of his beloved pets falls ill under the care of another, it becomes apparent that Al may be the only one legitimately qualified to help. Women of the 80s were just on the cusp of a feminist revolution, pounding their fists against a cracking glass ceiling. Time to see what happens when Slash finally falls through. .Rated R.

DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU'VE READ VIPEROUS, AND THE FIRST PART OF SERENE!! Continuation of Serene, the sequel to Viperous! Due to the length of the story, I've decided to split Serene up into two books so it's not as long and cluttered. This book picks up right where we left off, on Chapter 113. Chapters 1-112 are in Serene Part One, as I'm now calling it. If there's any further confusion, feel free to PM me!

"You have always been mine." Viperous re-imagined.