"If you ever want to hang out, have a drink, or have sex, I'll be waiting for you in Apartment C."

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Donald Trump has never had a heart. Rumor has it that someone stole it when he was in his teens. Since then, he has always been a complete asshole. But everything changes when he meets a female, more straight then any other heterosexual out there. Her name was Ferrari Annabeth Lee Anderson Jones.