It's been a month since you were arrested for cannabilizing your ex boyfriend, Bob. You were arrested and taken to The Despicable prison for bad people like the ones who like pulp. (DPFBPLOWLP) for short. There, you meet somebody who may be even a better match than your last boyfriend. Could this be love?

I am going to tell you the tale of a girl. This girl lived a happy and simple childhood. She was a sweet and outgoing child in her earlier years. Then she began to change. Everything began to change. Whether you would like to believe her story or not, I am going to tell you the tale of Lucy.