Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

【 Mpreg Warning 】#romance #drama #crime-fiction #gay-fiction #lgbt #slice-of-life #science-fiction #quantum-fiction #psychological-thriller #body-horror #bl #shounen-ai #manga #angst #sci-fantasy _________________________________ A series of short romance stories about two star-crossed lovers and their undying devotion to one another in the face of all odds & across alternate timelines a-plenty. Read the comic on my Wattpad userpage

Ariella Morgan, a recent graduate from NYCU, scored a job at one of the biggest publishing companies in New York City. She becomes the assistant to Slate Creed, the face of Mastermind Publishing. After almost being sexually assaulted on her way home one night, she's saved by a man that looks eerily similar to her boss. Soon, Ariella's torn between two men who wants nothing more than to protect her.

Definitions: Rowan: A six-foot sixteen-year-old boy that's vexatious, secretive, and cocky. Gray: A curvy five three sixteen-year-old girl who doesn't give any flying ducks about anyone's opinion. Facade: An outward appearance that is maintained to conceal a less pleasant or creditable reality. ---------------------------------- These two will fight for each other until the masks falls. But will they be able to handle what's underneath? Highest ranking: 20 in Retable **Warning: Language and some suicidal scenes (not to bad though)**

The White House has become a war zone. From murdered employees to a brazen armed assault that has left dozens dead and hundreds maimed, terrorists hunt and roam behind the borders of the United States with unprecedented freedom. Yet the more she investigates the attacks, the more FBI Agent Laura Mason is convinced that a more sinister player lies behind the body count. Meanwhile, in the dark shadows of the nation's political and corporate underbelly, a mysterious man known only as the Chairman greedily plots to capitalize on the people's growing panic with the help of his cunning and beautiful daughter Alicia. But Alicia has an agenda of her own, one which puts her at odds with both her father and the authorities tasked with ending the terrorist threats once and for all. (Authors note: I consider this a relic, my first ever full novel that I wrote at the young age of 16. As such, yes I know there are a lot of cringey moments, yes there are plot points that go nowhere, and yes there are plot holes. Still, I have to acknowledge just how far I've come as an author since these times)

Story characters: they laugh, cry, and die for our entertainment, but what happens after the final The End? Where do they go? Who do they fight? Join former novel protagonists Laura and Alicia as they navigate the wide universe of fictional stories after escaping their own world. Genre barriers, fourth walls, and more will be broken in this most curious adventure through fictiondom. Cover credit goes to syrahsyarah. Thank you so much for all your help!

Against all odds, half-blooded Alex has carved himself a position in the Angleyan Empire as an elite Black Knight with the help of those sympathetic to his plight-at a cost. He's ostracized himself from his own people, the impure races of laborers in the slums, and as a man in a woman's world, he'll never be free of others' cruelest mockeries or rumors. To make matters worse, The Dannic Federation, Angley's most formidable military rival, is once again itching for war against its perennial foe. The Dans would like nothing more than to eradicate every last human being with Angleyan blood from the face of the planet, including half-bloods like Alex. With a genocidal enemy on one front and xenophobia haranguing him from behind, can Alex live up to his duties to the Angleyan Empire or will his resentment cause him to crumble and fail? How much blood will be spilled, regardless of who he decides to hold as his true enemy? A huge shoutout to Aguna Mulciber (@syrahsyarah) for designing this cover. I cannot understate how glad I was that I found a good artist to do so. I would not have been able to design one half as well myself. Highest rank: #3 in 2019undiscovered1k

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Jonas, having lost his leg, and Brennan, plagued by terrible anxiety, collide one summer. Soon, they're both finding themselves. Together. ***** After losing his leg in a terrible car accident, Jonas wants nothing more than to start over when he goes to college. Brennan is plagued by anxiety so intense she never wants to go back to school. But when they collide (literally) one summer, their lives change and both of them begin to recognize what's holding them back. With each other's help, maybe they can take the biggest leap of all: falling in love. (Published by Wattpad Books)

**Only the bonus chapter is paid, the rest of the story is (and will stay) free!!** Libby Marks-Whelan is decidedly not a lady. Kicked out of nearly every finishing school in the country, she's shocked when her demure, straight-laced cousin Ella invites her to the royal court as attendant during her debutante season. What Ella fails to realize, however, is that Libby's brand of mischief is exactly the kind of distraction Prince Andrew is looking for during his inaugural season as an eligible bachelor. Cover designed by Adam Budny