❝ Once a fanboy, always a fanboy. ❞ They said. ❝ No. ❞ I said. ❝ Just once a fanboy... ❞ | 2016 |

In which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become good friends despite several of them being confused and unwilling. [aka Jimin becomes the reason for his friends finding the love of their lives, and himself, too.] (yoonmin, taekook, namjin, and yugseok [[yugyeom and hoseok]] cuz hobi being the only single one makes me sAD.) Completed. :) highest rankings #1 - bts #1 - yoonmin #1 - taekook #1 - namjin #1 - jungkook ???mY GuY iM sHOoK,,

❝ do you think they have ramen on the other side? ❞ ❝ i guess we'll just have to find that out for ourselves. ❞

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

Min Yoongi was not supposed to be chosen for Selection Day. He was not supposed to lose his freedom to become a baby for a rich family and he was especially not supposed to become the baby for the richest couple in Korea. No. Maybe next year, but not today.

"you sure your mouth can open that wide?" "try me" - where a slut gets a check up

In which Jin receives some not so innocent DMs on Instagram.

"Bring the drugs baby, I can bring my pain." // Jimin leaves an unhealthy relationship, only to be dragged right back into it. // If the first time he ended up broken, the second time he might actually end up dead. // ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ This story will include, but will not be limited to; ❗️ABUSE❗️Drug use, homophobic slurs, depression, mentions of suicide, some smut, mature language, death of major character, etc.

Does anyone read a fanfic and then suddenly burst out laughing at how ridiculous and stupid it is? Not to mention unrealistic? Then everyone in the room look at you like you're crazy. Don't get me wrong, I love reading fanfics, there's something extremely appealing about them, even though they are, at the same time, completely unrealistic!!!! But I admit, they are fun to read. I also create fanfics in my head to fall asleep at night. Fanfics may be fun to read, but let's be real, making fun of them is freaking amazing too!