❝ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴊᴜʟɪᴀ. ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ᴊᴜɢʜᴇᴀᴅ.❞ AU in which jughead jones is transgender - and archie andrews doesn't know how the hell to feel about it. started 15/3/17 ended 2/12/17

T R I G G E R ▶︎ W A R N I N G S "Jughead, you can't drive like this, what if you get hurt?" "You weren't so concerned about me getting hurt when you hurt me yourself." He spits, attempting to walk away faster, only to fall on the ground in the parking lot of the bar they were both just in. "Let me take you home." Archie pleads, kneeling next to the raven haired beauty. "Home was you, but you left." Jughead whispers, finally gazing his blood shot eyes into Archie's sad ones. *** Past lovers, Jughead and Archie, embark on a long road trip towards Jughead's apartment where they share, in their point of view, what really happened the day all hell broke lose in a series of flashbacks and heartfelt confessions. *** cir·cum·lo·cu·tion ˌsərkəmˌləˈkyo͞oSH(ə)n/ noun the use of many words where fewer would do, especially in a deliberate attempt to be vague or evasive. DistressInDisguise© ▶︎ 7/1/17 ◼︎ 2/5/18

O N E Y E A R A G E ▶︎ G A P "Meet me in the treehouse." "What time?" "How about 11:57?" "Why 11:57?" "Because you'll remember the time better." "But-" "Jughead, just meet me there." *** Jughead and Archie were neighbors, but they were never particularly close until one summer. A one time visit to the old treehouse in the redhead's back yard turned into a weekly thing, then a daily thing, then a twice a day thing. By the end of the summer they had been found out, and by the beginning of the school year rumors had spread wildly about the innocent, vegan, Christian boy who apparently had a naughty side. How is Jughead supposed to get through junior year with a reputation like that? How is Archie supposed to get over his crush on the boy who seemingly wants nothing to do with him? *** Coming June 2018 ©️DistressInDisguise

"You look hot with eyeliner on. But like no homo, bro." "Hey, Arch?" "Yeah, Jug?" "I think you mean all the homo, baby boy."

A one shot for every letter of the alphabet. succeeding one shots are not related to preceding ones. Updates twice a week :)

R E A D ▶︎ I N T R O D U C T I O N "How did you know it was me you needed to show around?" "My dad said to look for a good looking boy with bold green eyes and black floppy hair." "So you think I'm good looking." He said. Archie stared at him for a split second, his mouth turning up into a slight smirk before letting out a chuckle of bemusement. "Goodbye." He called before rushing down the hallway. *** The boy had been nameless for as long as he could remember, which despite being 17 years old, is only five years. He was an odd boy to try and get to know. He talked in absolutes, specifically in old English, barely ate, and the only things he seemed to love was Seattle, books, words, and the rain. Archie, on the other hand, was the son of Fred Andrews, the nameless boy's social worker. He was adventurous, different, and to the boy's surprise, cute. Archie was probably the first person the boy had ever come across that stared at him with such neutrality as he did regularly. The boy found that intriguing. Will an encounter of obvious indifference on the boy's first day at school bud into something more? *** ▶︎ ?/?/? ◼︎ ?/?/? DistressInDisguise©

just a bunch of jarchie oneshots *suggestions accepted*

"i think i'm in love with my sugar daddy."

C O M I N G ▶︎ O F ▶︎ A G E Archie Andrews and Jughead Jones have been friends since they were four. Coming of age story where somewhere down the line, Jughead and Archie both happen to catch feelings for each other that they can't suppress. Will they manage to get through friends, family problems, breakups, and school as friends, or even something more? *** ab·er·ra·tion ˌabəˈrāSH(ə)n/ noun 1. a departure from what is normal, usual, or expected, typically one that is unwelcome. *** Started 3/5/17 Ended 12/9/17 Highest ranking #871 in fanfiction. Highest ranking #7 in Jarchie Highest ranking #6 in asexual DistressInDiguise©

Jughead Jones and Archie Andrews have been friends fir as long as they can remember. How did the Andrews family not have the chance to help Jughead sooner. Will include -Jarchie fluff -Regular updates