It's exactly what it says in the title. I don't know why you clicked on this, but....enjoy??

One short story about a boy named Thomas, meeting so what he calls a 'friendly' dinosaur companion. I advise people don't read this if you have a loose stomach. Seriously.

This is a Barney THE DINOSAUR x reader fanfiction. It's not some frilly Barney from how i met your mother kinda story kiddies.

You've grown up eating fried chicken, will he ever notice you?

aftermath of vodka and bad ideas, totally worth reading 11/10 Edit: side note around this time one of my online friends actually drew a photo of me getting fucked by a fried chicken leg...don't ask me why they drew it because I truly don't know. That's what spawned this atrocious fanfic

this is shit post