Dear Tessa, today I got humped by a ten year old. |One Direction
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Tessa Collins is gifted, as people call her. Unfortunately not in a magical way, no: Tessa is intelectually gifted. Her IQ of 180 makes her one of England's biggest geniuses. This all comes with a price though, Tessa is asocially awkward, insecure 18 year old girl. After finishing her two studies, psychology and journalism she finds herself bored to death. There's no sad story to tell, she has two loving parents, maybe a bit too loving, and a younger sister.
Her life turns upside down when a creepy sounding man calls her. Creepy you say? Yes that must be Simon Cowell. She gets the oppertunity of a lifetime when mister Cowell wants her to help a popular band with some personal issues. She has to go on tour with them and help them handle the media and be their personal diary, their problems are her problems to solve. Tessa looking for an adventure and hoping to see the world says yes, for such a smart girl she can be pretty naïve. What she doesn't know is that there are boys involved, 5 of them actually. Boys? Even the thought of them makes her stomach turn and her palms sweaty.
Niall’s swearing like a sailor in public and interviews, Zayn keeps cheating and Louis has some anger issues, but the biggest surprise may come from Harry, well known heartthrob. The boys won’t be easy to crack, they’re looking for some fun and seem to take every opportunity they get to make Tessa uncomfortable and irritated. Follow Tessa and the cheeky boys behind the scenes of all the touring and interviews. Sometimes all you can do is take a chill-pill and enjoy the rollecoaster that is life.