Decided to make a book of horsey jokes memes and truths x hope you enjoy x Highest rating, #6 th in humour!!

Non-horse person: Hey wanna hear a joke? Me: okay Person: Why couldn't the pony stop coughing? Me: idk why? Person: Because he was Person: A little horse! Me: That's about as accurate as you are funny. #1 in Equestrian, #1 in Non-Equestrian (not sure if this is an insult or an achievement...) Cover by: @_DEMiiGODDESS_

Ways to tell if your a true equestrian..

April never thought she would move back to Texas, Will wasn't expecting to meet a Florida gal. What happens when they run into each other, literally!! Heartbreak, suspense, love, jealousy, pain all mix in with the story of April and Will. April has security and trust issues, Will has a problem letting people completely in. Can they get past their insecurities and problems? Find out in... Cowgirl Roots

Teaser: • "The sound of boots clunking on the wooden floor made everyone in the pub fall silent. The person took off their brimmed hat to let long dark hair fall down her back. People started whispering. She got to the counter and stood waiting, while the barman just gawped. "A beer, please," She said boldly. The barman nodded silently. An older balding man smoothly took up the space at her side, and in one quick movement slid his hand around her waist to grab her backside. The woman's face twisted in anger and perhaps a little terror at this violation, and she quickly slapped his hand away and pushed him backwards. Someone whistled loudly, but the woman ignored it. Her brown eyes stayed alert and open, her thin lips showing no expression. She looked like a teenager and probably was. She was wearing a beige shirt, the top two buttons undone, and her boots were chocolate brown with golden spurs, which complemented her dusty leather jodhpurs. The man from before had recovered and looked as if he was about to try his luck for a second time, but the woman muttered, "do you want children, sir?" and he quickly backed off. "Oooh, feisty," a man said, making people laugh. In the blink of an eye, a pistol was pointed in his direction..."

Elizabeth went through a tragic accident. Trying to be independent and doing everything she always did ended up being next to impossible. With her best friend, Becca, and mother trying to give her the support she needs, she instead pushes them away. Some one unexpected comes into her life. Question is, will this person be another person she pushes away? Mature for language

I'm Clara. I'm a horse shifter, the last one of my kind. This story is traveling with me to find my mate. There has to be one more horse shifter out there for me. NOTE: THIS WAS MY FIRST BOOK. DO NOT JUDGE MY WRITING BASED OF THIS BOOK. I WAS PROBABLY 10 AND HAD NO UNDERSTANDING OF GRAMMAR OR HOW TO PUT TOGETHER CHAPTERS YET. ILL FIX ALL OF IT EVENTUALLY BUT IM LAZY. THANK YOU.

What if your horse could text?

Seventeen-year-old Chloe Matthews is done with guys, done with her ex, and done with the cowboys of the Grand Teton Mountains. She refuses to get hurt again. All that matters now are the horses. Every horse Chloe helps is another piece of herself put back together. But Jack Hunter, town favorite and arrogant cowboy, has most of the horse training business locked up and needs it to keep his dad's ranch open. Although, instead of using whips and spurs, Chloe trains with encouragement and trust, showing there's a better way. When a horse needs a safe haven, Chloe's only choice is to accept a bargain from Jack - she teaches him her training methods in exchange for a hidden pasture on his ranch. Working so closely with the flirtatious cowboy challenges Chloe's 'no guys' rule, until she learns her ex is out of prison and hell-bent on picking up where they left off.

Hey, so idek why I'm writing a horse quotes book, but I AM. DON'T JUDGE MEEE!!!!!!! Anywayz, if u like horses plz read this book and plz vote and comment!! Also, just like all my other quote books, I haven't make these quotes up and I'm not really taking credit for them either.