Win-vasion

[WATTYS 2018 SHORTLIST] Aliens have invaded the earth and surprisingly, they're demanding...cash?! It's up to the best negotiator on the planet, Dirk Sanchez, to face off against the leader of "The Winners". Can shameless manipulation triumph over casual brutality, or will humanity fall prey to a narcissistic, win-obs...

Things To Do Before You Marry

In my left hand is a near empty bottle of tequila. In my right hand is a tab of L.S.D. I swallow it down with the last of the tequila and make my way towards the entrance. In my suit pockets I have a water pistol and a plastic hand grenade. My intentions are to rob this bar. My name is Max. What the fuck am I doing he...