He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Welp

Zenophobieuxea was your average quirky girl living in an abusive house with only a blender, only to find out she had been sold to a mysterious new owner.

Better out then in I always say

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

exactly what it says. and when i say exactly, i mean EXACTLY.