(#790 in fanfiction 2017-04-30) **I am including a spoiler warning for Empire of Storms and A Court of Mist and Fury. Both now have canon follow-ups, but just in case. NOTE: This story was written before ACOWAR and KoA came out, and therefore no events or plot points revealed in ACOWAR, ACOFAS or KoA were taken into account in this story. This includes relationship developments, power capabilities, characters not introduced until the aforementioned stories, or character developments. Please keep this in mind as you read. What would happen if Terrasen's queen met the high lady of the Night Court? Set after A Court of Mist and Fury and in a hypothetical situation where Aelin has destroyed Erawan and rules as Terrasen's queen. I do not own any of the characters or settings, they belong to Sarah J. Maas. Please note, there is some swearing. If you are uncomfortable with that then don't read it. COMPLETED MAY 2017

"You'll do anything will you?" Keeley smirks, a mischievous glint lighting up her brown eyes. "I dare you, Jade Elsie Brooke, to break into Trystan Woods house and steal a pair of his boxers without him finding out." Jade Brooke was the dare devil who had never turned down a dare, no matter how bad it was. So when a simple game of truth of dare ends up flipping her life upside down in the form of a dare, she has no one to blame but herself. Trystan Woods was the boy out of reach for most, who stood at the top of the high school food chain. Everyone loves him, and he was the football team captain. Jade had never interacted with him, until the day she was dared to break into his house and steal his underwear. The only flaw in the plan? When he catches her in his room holding his boxers. || Humour #1 || // this story is in major need of editing and sucks quite badly so read at your own risk you have been warned \\

"So what do we do?" "We can work something out. There's just one problem... We can't let your brother find out." ❁ Available now to order! Link in bio!