When sociopathic alchemist Solf J. Kimblee, also known as the Crimson Alchemist, starts rampaging around Ishvaal with a Philosopher's stone, Lieutenant Colonel Mustang and his faithful subordinates, Maes Hughes, Jean Havoc, and Riza Hawkeye, are assigned to capture the rogue alchemist. Set at the end of the Ishvaalan War of Extermination. I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood or any of the characters in it. Special thanks to Fan art: Midori's Solf J. Kimblee for the cover.

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One Shots about the characters of Fullmetal Alchemist and the adorable reader-chan! Hope you enjoy! This book and account have been archived. This means that the book is no longer being worked on and may be in incomplete state.

Fullmetal Alchemist one shots!!!! Just comment what you want and I'll write! May contain spoilers if you haven't see FMA or FMA Brotherhood!!! Don't own FMA

New Desc: Hello lovelies! I am finally rewriting this fic, after so long! It'll go along the same lines but have better writing, and will have matured in themes a little. It will also be far more realistic because some of this fic is uhhhh.. yeah... Old desc: Hi there! This is just an Envy X Reader, and I hope you like it! The sequel is now out! Find Hurting on my profile #4 in #Envy as of 21/1/19

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Envy is a homunculus who despises humans. He's never had the chance to be close with anyone or anything. What will he do when he meets a certain human girl?

To Be Human (Envy x Reader) Jealousy. It's a cruel and horrible thing. The feeling of emptiness and the anger at wanting what others have to fulfill your own desires and fix that emptiness in you. Envy knew jealousy well, though he never truly admitted it. All he wanted was to be human. He didn't even realize it himself until he met a girl who made him feel just that way. Human.

This looked too fun to not be doing. Enjoy!! Warning: If I don't get requests often enough I will be making either Envy x readers, or Edward x Envy oneshots.

Title says it all. This is set when Ed is working for Greed and you are with them. So if you want to request anything leave it in the comments.