Phan Smut
All from ao3 / I didn't write any of these btw Phil tops
dan likes to fuck with boys on tinder for entertainment, phil just happens to be one of those boys
"What if I was gay?" "I'd fuck you." //Phan I was 13 when I wrote this please feel free to read anything else I wrote down the line, babes.
Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?
[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016
where dan is a struggling music artist and phil is a cocky, successful and a sexually frustrated producer ; copyright © 2016 ; highest ranking #5
"gay and psychotic; we're enough to make god cry." in which a boy with a face like an angel and dreams like the devil meets satan in black denim who chainsmokes and hates the world completed!
" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions...
✧ Two Part Series ✧ ✧ Part One ✧ Text AU ✧ daddy!Phil little!Dan ✧ ddlb ✧ gang violence ✧ abandonment ✧ sub/dom © 2016-2017
✧ Two Part Series ✧ ✧ Part Two ✧ Reg. ✧ daddy!Phil little!Dan ✧ ddlb ✧ gang violence ✧ abandonment ✧ sub/dom © 2019
welp the people have asked for it so here it is!!! Dan is a smart, organized, and always punctual. One of the many reasons he has gotten sent to Kingston's Academy Boarding school for 5 years. Phil, a punk, with snake bites in his lip, a person who doesn't give a shit at all was sent there for correctional purposes, t...
oneshot book!! (all are my ideas unless stated otherwise; I take requests and feedback!) stories have tagged triggers if any; please note this is not a smut oneshot book lol
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> phan phillester: u want money danielhowell: do i look like a fucking prostitute??? danielhowell: how much credit to dnptexts on twitter
> phan dan: big dick energy philly: what philly: what the fuck is big dick energy philly: what are you a fortune teller or some shit where a local and a member of stan twitter somehow fall in love despite the language barrier