A book filled with amusing funny come backs and insults.

The day Anabelle is diagnosed with leukaemia, she decides to refuse treatment and live for three more months. She makes a bucket list, or a list of things she has to do before she dies. But that night she meets Rhys, an arrogant egotistical jerk who has leukaemia also, and Rhys insists on doing her bucket list with Anabelle. Rhys turns out to be Anabelle's neighbour, she's just never noticed him before. But Rhys is hiding something from Anabelle, a big something that threatens their already volatile relationship. Everybody knows what's going on except Anabelle, and Rhys is the only one that can tell her. The cover's made by Kitty765, dudes, her covers are epic! =D

[Second Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Accident: [noun] an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. -- ❝Hi, I'm calling regarding the Pickled Onions I bought from your company. I was wondering-❞ ❝Er-❞ ❝Well, my sister is pregnant and she's been craving Pickled Onions and so I chose your company and I just-❞ ❝What Pickled Onion? I swear I didn't steal it!❞ ▂▂▂▂ When Jonah supposedly calls Organic Pickles to order some more jars of Pickled Onions, he misdials and ends up talking to a girl who denies stealing Pickled Onions. What can happen from a confusing conversation? If you are reading this story on a platform other than Wattpad, you are at a risk of malware attacks. Highest Ranking : #18 in SS Cover by @ashtonlirwin ©feelthenirvana 2017 All Rights Reserved

[First Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Prank: [noun] a practical joke or mischievous act. -- ❝Hey, can I order an Iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte?❞ ❝What the hell are you talking about? It's bloody 3 a.m.❞ ❝So what you little cinnamon?❞ _______________________ Imagine that it's 3 a.m. and you get a call from someone asking for a Iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte. You'd be furious right? That's exactly what Sera felt when someone prank called her at 3 asking for a Iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte. An odd turn of events happen but does it all end well? If you are reading this story on a platform other than Wattpad, you are at a risk of malware attacks. Highest Ranking : #6 in Short Story Dialogue Story Copyright 2017 by @feelthenirvana

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

Warning: Read at your own risk! Not all of them are scary, but I just put them there anyway. Most of them are scary, so I suggest reading this a night, with all your light off. 😈

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

"What the hell?! Kennedy!" I watch as Ryder turns around furiously and strides towards me. Oh oh. Maybe I took it too far... "What's wrong with you?! Did you really have to cover my car in pink sticky notes?!" He steps towards me and I take a step back. He steps forward again and I step back until I'm up against the wall. "Well if you would have left me alone when I told you to, I wouldn't have had to do it," I fire back. He chuckles. "You don't know what you just got yourself into." "What do you mea--" I get cut off by his lips on mine. I freeze. What was happening? And why did it feel so good? Ryder grabs my waist and pulls me closer to him. I wrap my arms around his neck and tangle my fingers in his hair. He bites down on my bottom lip softly. As I was about to part my lips, he pulls away. "Better watch your back," he says. He smirks at me and then turns around to leave. What just happened? ____________________ Kennedy is not like most girls. Instead of getting her nails done and gossiping, she would rather ride her motorcycle or dive jump. She didn't have any friends back at her old school, but will that change when she attends a new one? She meets the bad boy of the school, Ryder. One harmless prank of pouring some pudding over his head starts a whole other war. They prank each other and start to realise that they might have feelings for the other person and the other person might have feelings for them. Will they use that knowledge to their advantage? __________________ Highest rank: #8- teen fiction 12/29/16 Thank you to MySecretDiary for the amazing cover!!

Madeline Courtney looks like a normal teenage girl. If anyone didn't know her she would blend right in. Although, everyone does know her, and at her school she has a reputation. She's the daredevil, the risk taker, the crazy girl. Maddie is just so bent on doing everything she can. Some things she does don't make her look very smart or self preserved, but brave? Absolutely. Somehow her stunts have even made her popular around her small town, with the teens, and the police. Her life seems like all fun and games, but it's not. Maddie has a secret, a secret that's ruining her life. When she catches the attention of high school jock, Andrew, the same secret haunts her, and if she wants to keep her life, she can't run away. Can she survive it?

After moving from the lively New York City, to the not so boring London, was it really a surprise that drama would rise? Nicole Andersini, fitting in perfectly with the special city, easily adjusted. After meeting London's Bad Boy, anyone could have guessed what would happen. Love, drama, lies, and fights were only some of the things that evolved. Now it's summer. The group has graduated and are looking forward to their summer vacation. Being away from home for three months and surrounded by friends, everyone can guess what is to happen. With Victor still alive and demanding the computer chip, drama and violence are guaranteed. In the matter of a year, Nicole went from sweet and immature to sarcastic and fierce. But was it really a shock that Drew Taylor took Nicole Andersini under his wing; It's what is expected from London's Bad Boy. He was meant to create; London's Bad Girl. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Yes you do need to read London's Bad Boy to understand this story as it is the sequel. Disclaimer** Based off of movie Getaway. (*Unoriginal story).