A cunning snake, a reclusive bat, a friendly Labrador, a clever owl, and a regal peacock. What do all of these animals have in common? Everyone is born with what is called a "soul spirit"; an animal you share your soul with. Alongside your soul spirit is your soulmate's soul spirit (only more ghostly) to help unite you with your soulmate. Poor Virgil has a fucking petting zoo on his hands. (also posted on AO3 under the user patton_pending)

No one can lie to their soulmate. It is physically impossible. Whether a blessing or a curse, it's how the world works. Things start to become weird when a young boy meets another boy, like his soulmate, who he can't lie to.

kmskeith: are we having a bonding moment? leggylance: you have to reach friendship level 5 to unlock Bonding Moment ™ kmskeith: ... challenge accepted This summer was nothing but a shit storm for Lance McClain. He lost his friends, his shitty boyfriend was cheating on him, and his suicidal thoughts wouldn't go away. But he found one silver lining in it all. He met Keith Kogane. Lance had accidentally messaged him and the two found themselves drawn to each other. But Lance refuses to open up. So the play the friendship game. Keith has to beat five levels to finally call himself Lance's friend. All Keith wants is to win Lance's heart, but first, he must win his friendship. The tables are soon turned when a mysterious girl messages Lance with a game of her own. A game of life and death. The only thing Lance receives if he wins this game is his life. In text format mostly in the beginning but around chapter 12 I start adding way more lit chapters. Will also have shallura and hidge, who will sink in the sequel so don't get too attached. All the main characters are about 16-18 in this. ⚠️TW/ Contains blackmail/harassment and mentions of rape, abuse, and attempted suicide. Also contains a lot of violence near the end but nothing super graphic ⚠️ Started: August 8, 2017 Completed: September 16, 2017 Revised: December 19, 2018 Cover art: ikimaru -Level Up- Game Over: https://w.tt/2PG6cwz Respawn: https://w.tt/3akeyDp

It was meant to be some sort of experiment. Admittedly, a rather twisted one, but an experiment nonetheless. He had not meant to take it this far, but unfortunately, he did. Lance McClain has not spoken in over half a year. No one has noticed. (A/N: I would prefer if you did not leave comments on this fic. Thank you for reading.)

♡ C O M P L E T E D ♡ ⚠️ WARNING: Contains language, inappropriate jokes, and themes of mental illness and family trauma/abuse. Stay safe! ⚠️ Dear Virgil, Today I learned a few things. What did I learn, you ask? 1. I learned that grape jelly with scrambled eggs in a sandwich aren't that bad. 2. I learned how to make spaghetti from scratch. Well, kind of. I failed, which is why I made that grape jelly and scrambled egg sandwich anyway. 3. I learned that there really are people that love me. Well, I learned that before, but now I actually believe it. NOTE: I wrote this when I was extremely new to Spanish. So all the Spanish mistakes are really embarrassing (oOps lol). I still include a bit of Spanish in my other fics, and if you have suggestions or corrections, feel free to comment them! ♥ Highest Ranks ♥ #1 in Thomassanders #3 in Prinxiety

Thomas has added Sir Prince-A-Lot, anxious mess, Hi I'm Dad and Logically Thinking into the chat. - will eventually feature prinxiety and maybe logicality.

{REWRITING) "what's a soulmate?" "well its uh.. like a best friend but more, it's the one person in the world the one person in the world that knows you better then anybody else"