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***Jan 2016 - The Budding Roses has been selected as one of the TOP 10 ONE DIRECTION FANFICTIONS worth reading by Sugarscape! http://www.sugarscape.com/bookclub/news/a1085541/10-one-direction-fanfics-worth-reading-january/ *** Currently appearing on the Wattpad Fan fiction Featured List and selected for Wattpad's 'Back to school YA' Reading List. Set amidst a chaos of hilarity in 1990's Brighouse, West Yorkshire, The Budding Roses is a classic Young Adult coming of age novel which follows the anxious voice of teenager, Simone Rose, and her descent in to panic, as she struggles to cope with the all-consuming occupation of lusting after boys and the emotional exhaustion of never being able to find the right one. As Baywatch plays on the television Simone has just vomited for the twelfth time, which as she has established has to be God's secret punishment for her recent transgression with the loathsome Harry Styles. At least she has Baywatch to maintain her spirits during illness, and it is from her sick bed that she falls in love for the first time with tanned, floppy haired Adonis, life guard Eddie Kramer. Powered back to health by her emerging amour, Simone soon realises that the coal blackened streets of Brighouse offer just as many hotties as the far flung beaches of Southern California. If only best friend, precocious know it all, Natasha could share her romantic sensibilities instead of chasing after Harry and his stupid football or worse still High School's newest hero, Liam Payne. Why can't such losers bog off and stop embarrassing her with their immaturities? Unfortunately for Simone, such luck is not to be hers.

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

DO NOT COPY/STEAL THE STORYLINE, IDEAS, OR ORIGINAL CHARACTERS AND PLOT IN THIS STORY, THANK YOU. Attention attention everyone! There is The Drug In Me (this book) in here, as well as the first 70 some, unedited chapters of the sequel. The sequel is called Tragic Magic and you can find the full updates on that story on my page. Please go read the full 2nd book! The chapters are altered and edited! The Drug In Me: Ryker thought her life was boring and dreadfully normal. Until one day she helps her sister out of a terrifying situation and next thing you know she's in jail. When she gets out, she's 19 and her life will never be the same. She meets Ronnie at Warped Tour and develops a teasing competitive relationship with him, but as time draws out longer, the line between teasing flirtation and legitimate feelings grows increasingly smudged. But ghosts from her past in juvy and jail come back in the terrifying form of Him. DEPICTIONS OF ABUSE, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK {SLOWLY EDITING}

Karin a shinigami that looks like a human girl. The only non-normal thing is her eyes which are pure red and her bat like wings. Her best friend is Ryuk and falls in love with one person that has no name. L.

Light's sister, Sayu Yagami, misses her older brother. One day she finds a notebook looking similar to the Notebook of Death except it was white and had the words "Life Note" written on it. After finding out how it works, she brings Light Yagami back to life. As soon as he is brought back to life he begs his sister to bring Ryusaki aka "L" back to life but why? Why bring back an "enemy" to life when you can continue life without them? Is it because Light has feelings for him?

Hello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That is not my problem because they are NOT MINE! Also this book may have you crying from laughing so hard. So I suggest that you should keep some tissues next to you.... That is all.

*y'all DON'T READ THIS. i wrote this at thirteen. you've been warned.* "Harry, it's been rumored that if you have a daughter you would name her Darcy. Any particular reason why?" The interviewer asked. I gulped and glanced down at my feet, not wanting to talk about the girl that I had lost. "Um, yeah, actually." I admitted. "I used to be friends with a girl named Darcy... but she was kidnapped and never found again. I think that I'd like to name my daughter Darcy in her memory." My heart started to ache as I remembered Darcy Monroe and knew that I would never see her again. Or so I thought. © Copyright 2013. All rights reserved. This material may not be reproduced, displayed, modified or distributed without the express prior written permission of the copyright holder. For permission, contact _HakunaMatata_ on Wattpad.com