"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."

"I want you to break my hymen." "Jimin, you do know men don't have hymen's, right?"

littlemochi: i really like ur pants in which jimin comments on yoongi's picture that he really likes his pants.

"kitty!" "yes daddy?"

"Dude, don't you know how to spell?" 3.24.2016 Completed: 5.31.2016

Min Yoongi is the perfect 19 year old son. Raised with an overly religious family, he is planned to follow his father's wishes by becoming a priest. He's known highly for his self control and stoic persona. Park Jimin is a very troubled youth. Unable to control him, his parents force him into a religious reformation camp to help change his wild behaviors before he ends up in a juvenile center. Jung Hoseok is Yoongi's adopted younger brother and hates him with a passion. Driven from anger and jealousy at having the perfectly controlled older brother, he acts out in ways that bring him to his lover, Park Jimin. As Jimin and Hoseok are forced into the same reformation camp, Yoongi is also sent there as a counselor and to begin training for his priesthood. He begins his journey by taking the worst of the youth under his wing, Jimin. As soon as Jimin lays eyes on Yoongi he wants him. As he gets closer and closer to cracking Yoongi's strictly controlled shell, he tries harder and harder to make him give into his darkest temptations. He wants to more than anything to make the saint become a sinner. SHIPS: Jihope Yoonmin 2seok Vkook Y'all know by now how I do. Mature content. Read at your own risk. Trigger warning😉 probably sad ending. Tragic story.

[COMPLETED] In which Yoongi falls in love with a famous Intagram model who claims to be homophobic. ❃ ''What's your plan?'',Namjoon asked Yoongi skeptically, earning a smirk from his best friend's side. ''Pretend that I'm a girl and make him fall for me" ❃ Park.jimin. What's your bra size? D Excuse you?? D THIS IS GETTING WILD Park.jimin. I like wild things D Yeah? Then go to the zoo you fucker - #16 in fanfiction GOES ALONG WITH MY OTHER STORY "TINDER". a yoonmin crack-angst-fluff fic SHORT CHAPTERS. ©jiminsgguks cover by @inhobition

jimin is yoongis newly hired, cute as fuck assistant. warnings: smut. vulgar language, lowercase intended. STARTED: JANUARY 1ST, 2018 FINISHED: AUGUST 1ST, 2018 070818: #118 in YOONMIN

where jimin loses his journal at school, which beheld many embarrassingly detailed stories of his and yoongi's (read: very gay crush) school interaction, and yoongi just so happens to be the one to find it.

the grim reaper had a thing for a small boy by the name of park jimin, and he wasn't letting his go of his precious toy any time soon