TO LISTEN TO THE AUDIOBOOK OF THE LAST NECROMANCER FOR FREE check out my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@cjarcherauthor For five years, Charlotte (Charlie) Holloway has lived as a boy in the slums. But when one theft too many gets her arrested, her only means of escape lies with a dead man. Charlie hasn't raised a spirit since she first discovered she could do so five years ago. That time, her father banished her. This time, she brings even more trouble upon herself. People are now hunting Charlie all over London, but only one man succeeds in capturing her. Lincoln Fitzroy is the mysterious head of a secret organization on the trail of a madman who needs a necromancer to control his newly "made" creatures. There was only one known necromancer in the world - Charlotte - but now there appears to be two. Lincoln captures the willful Charlie in the hopes the boy will lead him to Charlotte. But what happens when he discovers the boy is in fact the young woman he's been searching for all along? And will she agree to work for the man who held her against her will, and for an organization she doesn't trust? Because Lincoln and his ministry might be just as dangerous as the madman they're hunting.

These are just a bunch of f*cked-up jokes. So if you have a dark sense of humor, then go ahead and read this junk. If you get offended by these jokes: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 and 2 are lies. 4. You're a p*ssy. Nah, Jk, I understand if you don't like my jokes. x3

Naruto is the hyperactive knuckle head ninja in the village hidden in the leaves. He's always so loud and cheerful and most likely to get on your nerves from his yelling about 'becoming the next Hokage'. Well, that's what everybody else thinks. Naruto really is just a scared, hurt and depressed blonde. The villagers beat him, cut him and do other terrible things to the poor boy. This has been going on ever since he was 2, he didn't know why the village hated him until he found out that his father, the fourth Hokage didn't kill the nine-tailed fox that attacked the village all those years ago. Instead, the fox beast was sealed inside of Naruto. Now because of this abuse, Naruto puts on a mask to hide his sadness. One day, Kakashi sensei tells the teams that they are going out camping with they're senseis for a week. To Naruto, this is good and bad news. The good news is he will be able to get away from the so called 'Kyuubi festival', but the bad news is... will Naruto be able to keep up this mask without it cracking? (I'm sorry I'm Naruto trash send help)

Naruto is not all he seems He's just hiding from the world behind a mask Only one person knows, but what will happen when more and more people find out? *•*•*•*•* Btw second book, I'm going to make it better than my first one. Don't worry I'm still working on that one too. (It's discontinued) BoyXBoy don't like it don't read it, no idea how it will turn out though I don't own anything except the plot and characters and what not Finally enjoy~

Solange Southwood is a professional criminal. It runs in the family. She's helped countless notorious criminals and has only been in jail once. However, suddenly there are new rules to a game she didn't know she had been playing. Someone blackmails her. In order to preserve her identity and save the ones she loves, she must complete a set of tasks, all of which are outrageous. Will she succeed? Cover credits: @SilverBluinse

Zak Bagans has a 15 year old daughter named Elsie, who travels with him. Elsie is a quiet, creative girl who has been learning about the spirit world more than her father would ever imagine. The older she gets the more Zak starts to wonder: did he make the right choice bring her on the road with him and can he learn about spirits through his daughter?

When Mollie starts to prefer the dreams she's having to the painful reality of life, she's forced to choose between embracing a fantasy or the man she loves. ***** Since she was seven, Mollie Cutright has known two truths: she loves Howard Flynn and her dreams are the most magical part of her life. Each day she suffers at the hands of her abusive parents, but each night she is surrounded by a loving family who call her by a different name. Growing up in 1930's Virginia, no one has patience for a girl who might be mad, so Mollie strives to keep her dreams (and how often they intrude on her reality) a secret. But when her secret comes out, Mollie is sent to an asylum, though not before she and Howard are secretly engaged. It is at the asylum she discovers the dreams are echoes of her past lives. She's an immortal, if she makes a journey to claim her heritage. The problem is, if she continues down this path, she can never see Howard, the love of her life, again. [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]]

I died. I remember dying. But I'm here... I'm... alive?

Ceil and Alois aren't the only ones with a demon as their butler. What happens when a young sociopath girl is the Queens Cobra. Also know as the witch's snake.

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