Hibari Kyoya is reborn as Nara Shikamaru's older sister. The universe breaks and Kyoya kicks ass as always. A Naruto and Katekyo Hitman Reborn crossover story. Shamelessly AU. Drabbles.

How can you lose something you never have? When your own mother poisons you to gain pity from others, how should you feel? Why was I, the youngest, being married off? How could I care about something that was never mine? WARNING! Viewer discretion advised: Story contains adult content that is unsuitable for children. NOTE from the writer: I'm an amateur writer so please overlook plot holes, grammar issues, or anything else a story is supposed to have. This is my original story so... as the saying goes "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all".

"I'll be back, Wei Yu. Don't you dare think you can get away with this!" Jiang Tian said while falling down from the sixty foot tall building. He laughed, filled with bitterness and disbelief. His life seemed to flash before his very own eyes. He, a first rated actor was plotted against. He had fell in love with a man who was barely a second rated actor. He, who was looked upon on and was admired by many, was actually pushed off a building by his own lovers hand, and only after being told that his lover had actually liked his rival, Ming Xue. As he closed his eyes, he only hoped for one thing. For the gods up above to give him one more chance. For him to personally make Ming Xue and Wei Yu get their payback. AN: This is my book not a translation, so if you see this anywhere else without my name being mentioned, please notify me. Also, this book is currently three years old. It is not the best book, filled with plot holes and everything but I decided not to go back and edit it. I'm going to keep it up as it is because it serves as a memory to how much my writing style has changed, from then to now.

Xiao Yue could no longer remember his birth name. He could no longer remember his mother and father's faces. He could not even remember where he was born, this is because of the system's curse. Having transmigrated through different worlds for thousands of years, he has gotten cold and ruthless. This is until he had appeared again.

Basic Synopsis: Maki Tanaka is lazy. Really, that's it. Real Synopsis: Maki Tanaka had died after being pushed in front of the speeding truck. Without even a rest in between, he found himself transmigrated to the most innovated Otome Game of the Year called 'The Noblest of Love'. Honestly, Tanaka couldn't care less about being inside of an otome game. He couldn't care less about all the capture targets, the so-called villain, the heroine, and even less about the fact that he's supposed to be some cannon fodder for his brother, Edward, who is one of the capture targets, to step on. He just wanted to sleep dammit. After angering his father (therefore pissing off the rest of his family) with his listlessness, he was banished to Wisteria Estate on the other side of the capital separated from the main household. Which is awesome for Tanaka because he doesn't have to listen to his so-called 'family' prattle on and on about his uselessness. Even so, it seemed there are some things that he couldn't avoid... The villain for example. Tanaka: I'm sleepy... Villain: Then let me hold you in my arms while you sleep~ Tanaka: I'm hungry... Villain: Then I'll feed you~ Tanaka: I'm tired... Villain: A bath might help you relax. Just turn around and let me wash your back~ Tanaka: I'm sore... Villain: I can massage your body~ Tanaka: ...But it's your fault that I'm sore... (AN: The MC starts off as a child, so any romantic development would be in later chapters. Some innocent tofu-touching will happen early on though~)

What happens when a naive, adorable, and goody-goody MC forms a contract with a villain system? Arc 1 System: You are to scam people XXX amount of money. MC: (๏д๏) Ok, I will scam bad people. Afterwards, System: I want to change host... MC: No! Please give me another chance. Arc 2 System: Hit XXX number of people. MC: ༼☯﹏☯༽ Ok, I will hit the enemies. System: (╯=▃=)╯︵┻━┻ Join our amnesiac MC in his journey to becoming an evil villain. 1v1, boyxboy or boyxman? yaoi, gay WARNING: Logic is barely used in the creation of the story. ML is shamelessly possessive. SMUT. DISCLAIMER: Pictures used in the story aren't mine.

Why? I know I don't deserve it, but please... if only I could go back... I gave up every thing for him, even sacrificing my own son's happiness and love for me...yet, why? If I could go back, I would not do it again. I would not fall madly for him again.

"Where am I" It all started when he was just hiking up the mountains track on his day off when suddenly a landslide happen to occur. As he died, he somehow met a goddess who told him that his death was a minor mistake she has made and is willing to compensate. Wanting to experience the cultivation world he told her his wish in which she immediately granted, thinking he would be reborn only to get transmigrated into someone else body!! "Wuuu I'm sorry, I promise to compensate again" "Fuck that compensation, take me back!!!" [All images are not mine but found on google and Pinterest. All credit to the artist who drew them]