Tord's parents leave on a buisness trip, and he's left to deal with his anxieties and lack of affection by himself. When a certain blue bird flies into the window of his life, he is set on keeping it in, he bonds with his blue bird in every way possible, trying to gain its love. But when crows begin to nip at peck at the window, leaving cracks or even small breaks, he learns he'll have to resort to other ways to keep crows away. Even if it means some feathers will fall. ===================================== Eddsworld AU where Edd,matt and tord are friends, and a little blue bird im sure you all know, steps into the picture. or should i say, cage? obviously im using birds as figurative language Tord is not going to kiss a jay. I think jays are the blue ones. this book will often update on certain chapters with new banners. due to me forgetting to draw them. also on general grammar because half the time i just wanna get the page out. 2023 Update: this book is being rewritten for quality! This old edition will stay up, but you can find the new version up in my published stories =====================================

Tom wasn't good at a lot of things; keeping friends, being nice, staying sober? Nah, forget it. But dressing up and pretending to be a girl? Now that might be something he can do. [Maidcafe fic] Featuring- * Tom's non-existing gag reflex * Tord's hentai fetish * Edd's unwavering patience * Matt's vanilla ass NOT featuring- * My will to live - This was half planned in 2016, but I didn't start writing it until 2018. The two-year wait doesn't make me hate this any less. Enjoy you, filthy sinners. - "The original femboy Hooters."- 2016 - Achievements: 🏆1# Maidcafe 🏆1# Smutmaybe 🏆2# Eddsworld 🏆1# TordTom 🏆1# Ocs 🏆1# TomTord 🏆3# Cross-dressing

It's been awhile since Tom killed Tord. The voice won't go away, he doesn't really eat, and Edd and Matt have stopped asking him if he was okay. Then Tord comes back, back from the dead, and it all goes downhill from there. No longer on haitus This is a sequel to Unexpected. You won't have to read it(at least, I don't think so), but it may help you understand some references and plot elements. Link to Unexpected: https://my.w.tt/UiNb/lx7AYtCVVN

Thomas Ridge, who prefers to be called Tom, made a group chat jokingly, never expecting anyone to join. He didn't realize what effects the group chat would have on him. THIS STORY IS FROM MY AO3 ACCOUNT also, this story contains self-harm, references to rape, abuse, torture, and pretty much every nasty thing I could think of. uh hey this kinda fuckin sucks so good fuckin luck if you wanna read it

Hanahaki Disease AU: Tom doesn't try. He doesn't want to. This is because no matter what he does, he knows he'll always end up in last place. It's no big deal, it's not like anything he does is a life or death situation. But it kind of is. This story is brought you to by: Flowers in lungs, a ginger wingman with a story, and a whole lot of trying and giving up. "Forget everything and just look him in the eyes and tell him he has a good sense of smell." [Cover art by: ME! (*'ω')]

~After the end~ Tom drank heavily in "celebration" of shooting Tord with a harpoon. Unfortunately, he overdosed and died. The afterlife wasn't what he thought it'd be, if you could even call it that. He awoke as a kitten. Somehow, he finds himself in Tord's care. Warning- Strong language, gore, lime (just kissing). Highest rankings: #1 in tordtom #1 in afterlife #1 in ewtord #1 in ewtom #1 in eddsworld #1 in tord #1 in tomtord (EddMatt included)

Edd, Matt, and Tom decide to take another trip to the Magic Shop... Long story short, Matt has no coordination, Tom has zero reflexes, Edd is oblivious, and Tord takes too many walks. (Cover art is clearly not mine :P) [Also this story will be LONG! Sorry! So... Lock your doors and close the blinds we're going for a ride!] VERY SLOW UPDATES.

It's been 16 years since Tom's fateful decision. Tika is in the care of the Rebellion Base with her two favorite, awesome uncles. She grew up not knowing who her real parents are and her uncles were quick to change the topic every time she brought it up. Even the soldiers around the base knew but wouldn't tell her their names. They only spoke well about one of her parents while they seem annoyed with her other one. The only thing she looks forward to is the blue letters that are sent to the base from her mother. She learns a few things about the rest of her family through them, yet they don't give names. Tika knows she had two older brothers who she's been dying to meet too. She just wants to know more about her family She wants to see them She wants to hear her mother's voice again When she finally comes back to her family, she's in for an adventure. [Sequel to 'His Favorite'] Please also know characters from the series are used, not the real people. Please show some respect ^^

The Red Army has made their move years ago, War raged throughout the world against them. Nothing worked with the combined government powers. They were useless. The Red Army has conquered most of the eastern side of the world, the western side still struggling to remain free. In England, they struggled to keep themselves up in power. Although the Red Leader seems to want to win their land more than anything else. Nothing will get in his way. But! There is hope... The hope coming in a form of three men, friends in fact. They've been on so many crazy adventures and survived. They formed the Rebellion that helps England separately from the Government. They were so great that not even the Red Army could find their Main Base. Red Leader all the while starts thinking, more like remembering a certain Blue Hoodie wearing man. He has been thinking about him for a long time since 'the end'. So he decides to make a deal with England's government. XXX Eddsworld does not belong to me, but to the amazing creator Edward Gould. Thank you so much and bless your soul. Ship: Tomtord and Eddmatt(?)