Jonathan finds himself in miserable wedgies he cannot get out of, all of which end up in embarrassment and mishap.

The sordid tales of a life-long wedgie victim, from then until now.

Scott Raider is a naive youth who has the dream of becoming his own pirate. He is aware of the dangers of the pirating world but nothing can steer him away from the luxury of being a pirate. Do what ever you want, whenever you want because you're a pirate! The earth has a wake up call ready for little Scott along with other veteran pirates. One pirate in particular has a bone to pick with the boy. The trials ahead will test be would-be pirate, in many ways he wasn't quite expecting.

"Who's the thiccest person in the group?" "If I have to choose one it'd be Jungkook." -pjm "Truthfully speaking, Jungkook is pretty thicc but he bathes in cold water a lot." -knj "And how is that related to his answer?" -jjk "Cold water causes shrinkage which makes it less thicc." -kth "What the fuck are you implying you airheaded alien?! I'll show you how 'thicc' I actually am-!" In which a group of typical college boys play a simple game of cards against humanity. That may have changed everything... Top!🐯 Bottom¡🐰