Sansa Stark is livin' large on Internet notoriety. She has just finished her masterwork, Love is a Battlefield, and it is probably the most popular fic of any bandom, like, ever. Two sick little brothers and an invitation to be her father's date to an exhibit opening while her mother stays at home with them could very well bring together her very separate online and real lives in a way that Sansa isn't really ready for yet. Or, Renly and Loras are secretly in a band, Sansa's the OG BNF of their bandom, and Margaery thinks the whole thing is hilarious.

As Renly prepares for battle with his brother Stannis over each sibling's claim to their eldest brother's throne, Loras Tyrell, the Knight of Flowers, helps his King prepare.