"maybe we can head to the apocalypse again as a little vacation. you know what they say... paradise!" "i cannot express to you how little i would like to do that." "stingy fucker." IN WHICH vincent leblanc, resident french asshole and externally fifteen year old (much older internally, but hey who's to judge), resurfaces after abandoning the boy he most definitely totally did not love in the apocalypse. forgiveness doesn't come easy, but betrayal does. lots and lots of motherfucking betrayal. ( five hargreeves x male!oc ) ( season 1 of umbrella academy ) ( book one of the amour coriace series ) ( no. 1 in the fivehargreeves tag 6.25.19 ) ( no. 1 in the umbrellaacademy tag 7.10.19 & 4.25.20 )

Connecting to Video Chat... "Hi!" "Oh. Oh my god. Oh god." "What?" "I thought you were a boy." --- all characters and situations in "i thought you were a boy" are works of fiction. highest rankings: #2 in Short Story (07/15/17) #1 in "girlxgirl" (06/11/17) #1 in "freethelgbt" (09/06/17) #1 in LGBT+ (06/15/17) #1 in "shortstorycollection" (09/30/18) #22 in "story" (10/06/18)

Donald Trump X Reader [HIGHEST RANK: #1 IN #FURSONA] how could you resist his raggedy hair his wrinkly orange skin his whopping 2 centimeter peepee 4 in 5 Doctors Recommend you read this for your health!!!!!!

How to make a human Castiel behave and learn... physical attention.