Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

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A story of acceptance, truth and bravery. Aliya Onyeneme works for one of the most popular newspapers and is their most trusted and brave journalist. She will do anything to make sure her readers know everything, whatever the consequences. When she is given an almost impossible task, her job, family and life is threatened. Is it possible to stay good always if your family's life is in your hands?

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION After Ryan and his best friend are whisked away to a top-secret wizard school, they'll discover immortal demons, new powers, acceptance, and love. ***** After they are brutally assaulted by a gang of bullies, high school outcasts Ryan and Alison decide to perform a vengeance spell on their tormentors. But when the spell only triggers a mild earthquake, they find themselves whisked away by the Marduk Institute, a mysterious organization claiming to be a school for wizards. However, there's more afoot at the Institute than meets the eye. With their old lives gone, Ryan and Alison begin to learn that a little love can go a long way in a desperate situation, but what will happen in our magical coming-of-age love story when an unstoppable foe begins stalking Ryan in his dreams? [Content warning: This original edition of IAGW was pre-sensitivity read, so the story contains instances of violence against LGBT and some homophobic and transphobic language.]

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|COMPLETED| Her name says it all. Rage Falls. Always one to get angry, Rage was also one to get even. And why wouldn't she? With powers unlike the world had ever seen, Rage was ready to show everyone how they made her feel. \\ Original RHHEA Rankings: #1 in Fantasy #2 in General Fiction #6 in Action #13 in Paranormal #68 in Humor #142 in Teen Fiction Winner of the CommunityHub Awards in Action and Adventure! Runner Up of the Island Awards in Fantasy!

*This is a fan fiction based off of C. L. Stone's Ghost Bird series. Sang Sorenson is a very perceptive girl, shy and quiet with many hidden abilities and a huge heart. Watch how this little girl walks her own pat in life changing the life of everyone she meets, even if only for a moment.

Percabeth high school AU- Annabeth Chase, a perfect girl with a perfect life. She's popular, pretty and respected throughout the whole school. Cue Percy Jackson. A widely mocked, annoyingly attractive troublemaker with a slightly unhealthy taste for black clothes. These two polar opposites are just what the other needs to flip each other's worlds upside down and watch the chaos it causes... -Any pjo/HoO characters unfortunately don't belong to me but to Rick Riordan and the cover art is not mine.-