{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }

Courtney Craig is done with dating. Done, that is, until she goes on a weekend trip to Tampa and meets the love of her life. Unfortunately for her, the love of her life is also the love of someone else's life... her old roommate's sister's ex-boyfriend Jean-Paul. Drama ensues when both Courtney and Jean-Paul vie for the affection of their one true love... Wendy's Berry Cherry Fruit Tea.

Tennessee. Her brother went on a helicopter with some friends, it exploded. They all say it was due to turbulence, but she knows better. Mocha. She was pampered and rich until her father decided to take all that his family had and skipped town, leaving her and her mother poor and alone. Winterishty. Abused, hurt, bullied. Her mother marries a wealthy man and they move in with him. He's a horrid man whose only goal is to hurt her more than her mother did. Other people changed their lives for the worse. But can they make them turn for the better? Or will they end up worse than they are? One thing is sure; They're gonna break the rules, gonna solve the mystery, find out secrets, and save themselves. Because, who needs a princess story when you can read about Juvenile Teenagers? Amazing book cover created by StoleAnEcho! (Lol she makes all my book covers)

Jamie calls a restaurant one day to order sushi. But when Jamie tries to tell the person on the phone what she wants, they tell Jamie it's a burger place, not a sushi place. ------------------------------------- "Shutup and listen, I want twelve packs of sushi for my very fancy party!" "Um, this is-" "I don't care what your name is, I just want my sushi!" "I was about to say, this is a burger place. We don't sell sushi. "Then give me a twelve packs of burgers." "Burgers aren't really fancy, you know." "Since when do I care?" "You said you need then for a very fancy party." "So?" "Burgers aren't really fancy." ------------------------------------- And just so you know, this book doesn't include: 'Good plots' 'Existing storylines' 'Happy endings' 'Good plot twists' 'Magical creatures' (take that, echo!) 'Non-cliché Characters' Amazing book cover created by StoleAnEcho! (Lol she makes all my book covers)