"It's much harder to stay hidden from the Dark Lord when you're in love with a Death Eater." Evelyn Hawkings' parents were well-known Death Eaters, but they died when the Dark Lord fell and Eve was only an infant. Now fifteen years have passed and Voldemort is back, and Eve has changed her last name to stay hidden from him. She lives a quiet life, staying out of trouble and avoiding the life of a Death Eater...but everything changes when she meets Draco Malfoy. He's the bad boy, the guy everyone avoids if they know what's good for them. But what happens when the bad boy meets someone completely different? What happens when Draco Malfoy, against all odds, falls head over heels for one girl? Which will come first, the girl he loves...or his reputation as a Death Eater? What will he do when he finds the bird that can finally set him free? A Draco Malfoy love story.

In the past, you have likely read many dashing tales of brave, fearless heroes. This is not one of those tales. Welcome to Luigi's Stoopid Mansion, a wonderful funhouse of hillbilly-ish ghouls, moldy pizza, bad singing and excitingly gruesome traps of death. The stoopidity is open 24/7 with no extra charge(as long as you don't mind losing your head while listening to annoying old guys repeat themselves twenty times). When a freakishly short fat guy becomes ANOTHER short fat guy's new wall ornament, you know something stoopid is about to go down... and that calls for a screaming, inexperienced and introverted hero to save the day... er, uh, night. Watch Luigi star as himself in the wonderfully uncut, terribly unedited version of his first REAL adventure... with a guaranteed scream every five seconds! (It's just an average night in paradise.) Now we'll get to the conclusion of this cheesy ad and BEG YOU ON HANDS AND KNEES to check out this stoopidly stoopid version of Luigi's Mansion like you've never seen it before... Based (loosely) on the original Nintendo title. Featuring loads of references, songs, possible cracks at random people, and as always, stoopidity.