IS YOUR CHILD MENTALLY ILL? ARE THEY CONTAGIOUS? ARE THEY POSSESSED BY SATAN? OR WERE THEY SIMPLY EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH ELLEN DEGENERES??? However this happened, whoever made your precious offspring this way, we assure you THIS. CAMP. CAN. HELP! Just bring your confused teenager here in June and when they come home in August they'll be the perfectly normal, heterosexual, cisgender, son or daughter they were before they became tainted! You might've seen this prompt on your Tumblr feed about a thousand times.

"What if I was gay?" "I'd fuck you." //Phan I was 13 when I wrote this please feel free to read anything else I wrote down the line, babes.

phan // in which a rich kid meets a cute homeless boy who has something he needs

i'm not just a fuck up i'm a fuck up you need. + or when dan is a heroin addicted prostitute getting away with murder and phil is an innocent bystander slowly becoming obsessed with his games. trigger warnings for • coarse language • blood and gore • sexual assault • major character death • sexual references and scenes • drug references • drug usage

If you're into texting phan, general phan, smut :) , or innocent!dan and fuckboy!phil and major daddy kinks then you've come to the right place

"The less you care, the happier you are." He turned to face me, his blue eyes dull with traces of betrayal. "No. The less you care, the lonelier you are." - In a world where people have the ability to flip an emotions switch, many people lack feelings and sympathy in general- including Dan Howell after a tragedy strikes and he can't take it. However, he meets Phil Lester, the outgoing flirt with too big of a heart to handle. The two become close, and Dan soon realizes that even with his switch off, he can't deny that Phil is slowly reaching to turn it back on, and Dan can't seem to push his hand away.

Years after his boyfriend's disappearance, Dan has been living alone, moping by himself and refusing to go out. He never gets any visitors, until one night there's a knock at his door, and he opens it to reveal someone he thought he'd never see again: his not-so-missing boyfriend, Phil Lester. Dan struggles to grasp the reality that his boyfriend really is alive, but everything is so different now. Should he throw his arms around Phil, or question what really happened?

in which a serial killer falls crazily in love with a boy who dances on a silver pole & sings a certain song 🔪 short n' sweet n' psychotic fanfic psycho! phil stripper! dan