Tips For The Modern Hobbit By: Erin Took (Inconsistent Updates)
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Hi everyone! My name is Erin Took and I'm here to edgumacate y'alls. On how to be a modern hobbit!
Pippin: Why are you talking like that?
Because that's how modern peoples talk! I found a way to travel here! (How did I get here anyways, oh well, I'm making the most of it)
Merry: You're super weird.
Thank you! That's a compliment here (I think) now let me get back to the description! Anyways, sorry about my cousins, I have found this 'Wattpad' and have decided to post helpful tips that I will learn in this modern world. Hope they come in handy! :D (I think that's how you use these things)
Pippin: I'm scared.
Merry: Me too
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WARNING! Read this book around others at your own risk! It may cause uncontrollable laughter, and will make others think you are crazy.
Comments are much appreciated
So this book is basically just me being bored while in a Lord of the Rings mood. So it's kind of like a therapy to me. I don't usually know where the chapters are going and I stay along for the ride.