Stan realizes that he has a crush on Kyle, so Eric and Kenny come up with a plan to get them together. DISCONTINUED/REWRITE COMING SOON Warnings- very very very cringey, the plot makes no sense, a lot of swearing and weird/dirty jokes that usually make no sense, ALL THE BEGINNING CHAPTERS ARE CRINGE AS FUCK WTF WAS WRONG WITH 2019 ME??? At this point its basically a crack fic lmao Disclaimer- I do not own South Park or any of it's characters. The characters will be aged up because writing a romance story about ten year olds is weird

Craig and Tweek aren't the best of friends considering the fact that Craig bullies Tweek ever since he found out that Tweek had a crush on Kenny in the 6th grade. But what Tweek didn't know was that, that was Craig's way of being jealous and putting him off Kenny. I hope this book doesn't offend anyone, it is South Park anyways. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. ALL rights go to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I ALSO DON'T OWN THE COVER

Cover is not mine

Okay, I know I made all of these one-shots gruesome and stupid so I should probably warn you.

Metrosexual is in once more, and every male is obsessing. Obnoxious amounts of hairspray and aftershave, tight and bright clothing and extra shinned shoes. All of the boys in Kyle's grade seem to be joining in, everyone but Kyle himself. The others find him as an outsider; a freak; a butch. He's picked on for being 'straight', even if he is the complete opposite. Kyle isn't straight, he's gay.

Hello, and welcome to my South Park One-Shots. Your job, as the reader, is to follow along in the story as yourself and trust the story to take you to amazing places! If you should choose to stay, feel free to place the book in your library, or add it to your reading list! Suggestions are always appreciated as I like to see what you guys want to read next! Don't be shy! All characters go to their rightful owners of South Park, and I am not affiliated with them in any way. And as always, you own yourself. ~Rachael

The children of South Park are all grown up and had kids of their own! Which are now going to the South Park High School! The kids begin to fear to have the rest of their childhood become boring with no adventure...but what happens when someone from the past come's back for revenge?