A Few Hitches

One week, one fucked up Porsche, two boys, and an all-important cookie.

Blasé

I won't stop until that boy is mine ©All Rights reserved. Danny Knight

bitty kitty | larry

louis is 5 inches tall, he is partial to salmon, he has cat ears and a tail, and he lives in harry's hair ♪ ♥ | this is a co-written story ♥ | español: my.w.tt/UiNb/eFeQACPgtH

Flightless Bird || l.s. ✔︎

Louis is a principal dancer with The Royal Ballet. When his rival, moody dance prodigy, Harry, joins the company, old wounds are reopened and old passions reignited. During the company's production of Swan Lake the secret that doomed their love is finally revealed, but will it be too late? [COMPLETED]

Masculinity » L.S. mpreg

In which Harry, who is a bottom, can't get pregnant but Louis, who is a top, can.

i sleep naked ➸ larry stylinson

"you're so small." as if to prove his point, louis squeezed harry tightly in his arms, and harry just scrunched up a little bit, snuggling his head impossibly farther into louis' chest. "my pretty paper doll." and when louis squeezed him again, placing a shaky, yet warm kiss on harry's cold forehead, harry felt his he...

Elf Bites ❄ l.s. AU

"Deck the halls with balls of toenails, fa-la-la-la-la, I hate your beard." "I don't have a beard." "I know. It's pathetic." A jolly AU where Harry is an elf-in-training who quits his job and moves to London after the Elder Elves cancel Christmas in the North Pole. He plans to stay in London after that...but he deci...

Victorian Boy || l.s. ✔︎

Harry the virgin Duke of Somerset knows little of love, while Louis the sly Duke of Warwick knows too much. When the two dukes come together for the Bilsdale fox hunt in Yorkshire, Harry finds himself drawn into Louis' bed. But when secrets from Louis' dark past come to light, Harry fears that the fox isn't the only o...

Lights, Camera, Harry // l.s.

❝ I really hope you don't expect me to do anything. Because I won't. I don't care. Cry all you like but when it comes down to it, you don't need me and I don't need you. Love isn't real. It only exists in fairytales and Disney movies. This is real life, honey. Get used to it. ❞