Draco Malfoy has been one of Britain's most eligible bachelors for years (wild party boy would be the better title), and he has no immediate plans of changing that. Except, as it is in her tendencies to ruin his life, Hermione Granger knocks him off the list by becoming his wife after a hazy one night stand.

"It's... it's-" "Me, I know." "But how-" "I finished school before you. It's been three years since then. I honestly don't know why you're so surprised. This is the best Finishing School there is." "Okay, fine, but why did you choose me?" "Because I wanted to be around at least one familiar face while I'm finishing up here." "But you hated me!" "Obviously not as much as you thought I did." Hermione Granger has decided to go to Finishing School. The school of her choice is Merlin's Academy, a school notorious for its "Tower Cults." Hermione is rapidly inducted into one of the most popular Towers. Her excitement is short lived upon the unmasking of one of the Tower Heads. She travels through her first year becoming more and more accustomed to her Tower's certain "sexual habits." CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT

Sequel to Simply Irresistible. Draco and Hermione as parents, tell their story to their children of that year after the war. How they healed each other with some potions explosions and a developing friendship that led to an irrefutable love. Leading to a heartbreak that led them to where they are now.

When Hermione visits her favorite muggle cafe in London she never expects to run into Draco Malfoy for the first time in three or four years and he has some information that Hermione desperately needs. Together they embark on an adventure and Hermione starts to feel a little different about the man who mocked her all those years.