technoblade, a piglin hybrid in a prejudiced, bigoted world is left to his own devices, a dime, and a sword after his home, a small, old shed caves in on its self during a thunderstorm. wonderful, considering the fact that he had just been rejected moments ago. never say things can't get worse, kids. never allow the universe to prove you wrong.

Oh fuck here we go again even though I haven't finished the other one _Yes Technoblade is in here, who else would supply the daily college depression in the chat?_

cover art by Temmietems on twitter. i'm releasing my inner artist. just random scenarios including technoblade--maybe wilbur soot and jschlatt.

" you're quite the interesting person, huh? " " that's what they all say. " ♡ technoblade gets sucked into the world of minecraft story mode. ♡

This story is not for the faint of heart. It contains graphic scenes, mature language, and cannibalism. Read at your own risk. ~~~~×ק××~~~~ In an overpopulated society where food is now very scarce, those who are in the Elite class are able eat well, to the mystery of the common people. There are multiple disappearances in the city for years now, and nobody knows who is responsible and what the pattern is. Until Tango Tek finds himself strapped onto a table.

Apparently all my books that aren't full fanfics are going to be "Nonsense" books? XD Theories, Short Stories, Oneshots, and more! Starting S6 and continuing into S7!

18 years ago, a secret organization known as the Initial Order conducted illegal experiments under the nose of the government. These experiments became known as Project S0laris. Five years and hundreds of failed experiments later, they had finally created what they had desired. They created the S-314 android unit. But the S-314 unit was no ordinary android robot. This android had its own consciousness. The robot aged like any other human. It could feel emotions, such as love and sadness. It had memories. The android was, essentially, human. Its creator saw it as a living being. The Initial Order saw it as a living weapon. The researcher who created the S-314 broke it out of the laboratory, and wiped away its memories of its days in the lab, hoping for it to live the life of a normal human. So for 13 years, this android lived as a human, without ever knowing what it truly was... until now. In the present, Preston is hosting a party for his 23rd birthday, and he invites the whole Pack, Pete, Landon, and Choco to his condo in Texas to celebrate. But Preston has been noticing that strange things have been happening. Electronics acting weird around him, water shocking him, and dreams of a place and a woman, neither of which he knows. Soon Preston and the others realize that he doesn't know as much about himself as he thinks he does, and the shadows of the past emerge, the Initial Order appearing once again with ideals of finding the S-314 and using it as a weapon of war. It is time for Preston to face his past... and his destiny.

One year ago, a small meteor entered Earth's atmosphere, breaking into six pieces and landing in different places all over the world. Twelve Youtubers came across these pieces, and when they came within contact with them, they changed... But with strong power comes a great evil, in the form of the Sinister Sidemen, six who were corrupted by their power. However, there are still six heroes who believe in using their powers for good. These heroes are the time-bending archer known as Wild Time, the flaming weather-wielder Pyrobolt, the mind reading, telekinetic Prince, the steadfast and indestructable Iron Ram, the nature manipulating Blue Rose , and the speeding powerhouse (and former S.S. member) Double Diamond. The members of the Pack, each trying their hardest to keep their secrets from one another, have no idea about each other being superheroes... But the Sinister Sidemen aren't going to wait. They are planning something big, and the Pack may come face to face with one another sooner than they expect...