"This place could have surprises lurking around every corner, and we wouldn't even know it." When Lightbulb talks Baseball into taking a summer job as a camp counsellor, he resolves to make the best of it and maybe confess the little detail that he has feelings for her. Of course, it'll have its own set of challenges...
(Cross-posted to Ao3!) Arbitrary one shot book! Watch out for not-so-good writing in the beginning chapters! Funky brain has funky ideas lol. Feel free to request(unless the request chap. says you can't)!
There's a dance coming at Hotel OJ just for the eliminated and former contestants, and Cheesy isn't thrilled about it. Dancing's never been his forte and he's not charming or tall enough to get a date who actually likes him; why would he be? An invitation from the least attractive contestant changes things. (Tissues x...
"Whoa there, Soap. You know what they say about assumptions! Knife and I get on just fine. I can totally talk to him for ya." Cheesy and Knife. They're two dudes with little reason to interact, and even less in common. However, when Soap needs Knife's help with fulfilling an important mission, Cheesy and Knife's unex...
Fan is ecstatic to join the new season of Inanimate Insanity. He's intrigued and a little starstruck, to say the least. Just as things begin to settle and friendships (sometimes more) begin to form, a troublesome event occurs. A contestant is killed in unknown circumstances. As the Bright Lights get smaller and smal...
I do not own the characters or the show Inanimate Insanity. All rights go to Adam Katz.
From sky diving to mountain climbing, from movie watching to tickle fights, and much, MUCH more, the little alliance is sure to bring you a laugh! They do anything, anywhere, anytime, and learn things along the way! As long as they're home for dinner! So without further ado, I bring you the misadventures of the lit...
✖️ABSOLUTELY NO LEMONS✖️ Enjoy reading oneshots about your fave characters and ships from BFB/BDFI and Inanimate Insanity!!
When inanimate insanity was over, a girl named lightbulb, has been getting haunting dreams ever since inanimate insanity has ended, some were hallucinations, some were real, and they were scary, Paintbrush, Test tube, and Fan all noticed Lightbulbs behavior, and wants to help her, she keeps telling them that she...
Trophy decides to mess with the other eliminated contestants and tell them a story about a man who turned object's blood into wine, but when a storm knocks out the power in Hotel OJ, the story seems to become far too real. Are the strange happenings in the hotel merely coincidence, or is there something more sinister...
When Mic lets her crush on Knife slip to Cheesy, he's positive that she has a lot to gain from getting a comedian's help in wooing her crush. Hopefully things will somehow set themselves into her favor... (Highschool AU where Inanimate Insanity II is a show put on by the theatre kids. Contains Knife x Microphone and o...
Microphone wants to avoid embarrassing herself. Cheesy and Soap want Microphone to confess her feelings for Knife. Somehow neither happens. (A Microphone x Knife oneshot written for the ever-patient @iiBossChrissy! Contains a reference to my previous oneshot A Jerk's Policy, but is an independent read.)