why you lookin in my dia- journal

Sup I'm Remy if you happen to be De reading this go away

H-hi! I'm shyness! Well, as you can tell by the title, this is my diary!

Dear Diary, Hi! I'm Patton and I just made a Diary! I'm the dad and I love my dark strange son.

Dear Royals-Er...um... Hmm..... How do I start this off.... AHA! Thoughts on how fabulous I am? Yeah! That works!

Dear....or....Hello.....or...ugh Dear..... Journal?.... what?