Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

This is where I will be doing character themes for PJO, HoO and ATT (Alexa Thompson Trilogy). So yea! All lyrics from azlyrics.com

Reed Hadley would gladly spend her day holed up in her room with her dog, watching horror movies or surfing the internet on her trusty laptop. Too bad she is the daughter of one of the biggest matchmakers in the business. As soon as Reed started to develop into what scientist dubbed an adolescent, her mom has been sitting her up on dates, which seem to go wrong every time. Reed is done with these dates, and she realizes that the only way to get her mom off her back is to find a boyfriend. When Reed is partnered with bad boy Parker Hunt on a school project, they can't stand each other. However, Reed and Parker quickly realize they need each other; Reed needs Parker so that her mom will stop with the blind dates, and Parker needs Reed so his jealous ex-girlfriend will leave him alone. So, this odd pair strikes up a deal. For appearances' sake, they're an item. Behind closed doors, they may fight like children, but Reed and Parker have managed to fool the people they need to. However, can a fake relationship stay fake forever?

Taylor and Johnny couldn't be more in love for two high schoolers. But summer hits and Johnny has to go away to collage. How will Taylor's eagerness to love him over the years change.

Just my collection of headcanons and oneshots about all your favorite PJO/HoO characters! (Possibly ones you hate, too) I take requests! *this book is in severe editing mode because lots of this was written when I was a bit younger and I now realize how stupid some of the chapters were. If you want to read some half decent writing, skip to halfway through the book :) #273 in fanfiction: 9/9/15 #50 in fanfiction 9/13/15