Ask or dare the person with the encyclopedia??

LIVING THE UNDERWATER PARADISE OF VALSMELLA, WITH HIS SEXUALLY DIVERSE BUNCH OF MATES ON FLOOR BI-TEENS, MERGNUS CHASE HAS TO GO AND DEFEAT LOW-KEY'S WOLF SON FERRIS-WHEEL. A MERMAID AU REWRITE OF MAGNUS CHASE AND THE SWORD OF SUMMER, STARRING TJ (TOTAL JOKE) MERIDA 1/4DEAD GUNDERFATHER AND MERGNUS CHASE

Halfborn here. I'm bored af and looking for something to do! So ask me stuff.

new rule: I CAN REFUSE DARES IF YOU CALL ME MERIDA ALSO STOP DARING ME TO KISS PEOPLE OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH A FORK

Basically, ask me anything. Opinions, dares, anything. I'll post my response, and try not to just eat falafel. #1 askmeanything #8 askme

CALLING ALL DEMIGODS AND MORTALS THAT CAN SEE THROUGH THE MIST! COME HITHER AND JOIN A PLACE WHERE WE CAN BE OURSELVES, BUT WEIRDER. DO NOT CALL ME A MERMAID.

Alex said that he/she/they/zie was/were a meme lord so I guess I'm a falafel lord? Anyways. Now that my books are over, I have some sweet sweet time to kick back, relax, and enjoy paradise. Well, paradise on the side with Alex battling the administration over bathroom rights, a kind of scary new demigod who's taken a liking to Hearth, and the possibility of a dog on the horizon... What break of the fourth wall? I see no break of the fourth wall. All I see are falafel...gorgeous....perfect...falafel....now if you'll excuse me...falafel..

Valhalla life. Sorta like Magnus's diary I guess.

I hate you all. Like, properly despise you. If you make an edit of me and tag me, it goes here. You know, why do I bother?

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