Just some Dirk Gently Group chat conversations! These stories may have real scenes in between texts, and also none of these stories are connected unless said so, please enjoy! (PLEASE READ! These chat stories are going to mostly be Dirk and Todd stories but there will be some hints of group chats.) Ranks: Number one in #brotzly!

The Winthrop triplets seem to have a pretty normal life. They're making money, living in a decent apartment, and at least one of them is moving on up in their career of choice. Everything seems normal. Then, each of them stumbles upon a crime of their own, and the only possible connection there is just the familial relationship between them. Or is it? Self-titled "holistic detective" Dirk Gently is on the case, and he believes that there's more connections than what meets the eye. Can he solve the interconnected cases before it's too late? This book is a work of fiction based off of the television production Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016). The character of Dirk Gently belongs to Douglas Adams, and the adaptation of the character and any other characters that are not originally mine belong to Max Landis. Cover inspired by my brilliant friend @Clara_Oswin_

A supernatural robbery across the ocean, an ex-Blackwing test subject, and the origins of Dirk's name. Could these three things possibily be connected? Of course they could. Everything is.

I've decided to write stories about little stories of me, my best friend/close sister Kylie, and our true Muppet idols, Dr.Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. Know that these are all fanfiction and these are just thoughts in my head that I finally get to reveal to the public. Please enjoy this story!! Some of the stories I put in here may contain cursing and some violent parts because some of these pasts for the characters are based on what I believe are their backgrounds, so please be aware of that. I'm also open to some new ideas for the stories in case if I can't really think of anything. Please let me know if you have any other ideas of what the next Electric Mayhem story will be and I will try and make it happen!

Cherry and Peach were having an innocent vacation with their families until a storm hits and they get dragged into an adventure on the sea involving slapstick, songs and a possibly villainous pirate hungry for treasure.

Learn from Miss Piggy, the swankiest swine of all time from The Muppets! Tips that will help you look divine, have confidence, keep all eyes on you, and possibly ensnaring your own version of the frog 🐸👑 prince of your dreams in the process! Kissy, Kissy! 💋 🐷💄