This is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions via DMs as to what weird stuff YOU hear! (NOTE: the book gets funnier as it goes on. The first few chapters are quite rubbish. Feel free to skip ahead to the good stuff or power through!) [Highest ranking: #301 in Humor as of 10/4/18]

Ever stereotype the stereotyped? [alternativelly called feminazi in action]

"Your mine" He growled, slamming his fists into the tree that was currently behind me I swallowed hard and looked down to the ground avoiding looking at his golden eyes that shined threw the darkness of the forest. "All mine" He whispered before his teeth sank into my neck #963 In Werewolf #636 In Werewolf @JADEsilentBLUE cover