Because there isn't enough moxiety in the world.

Based off of a photo and someone requesting it be a oneshot

Gerard Way is a virgin. A pathetic, gay, red-haired little virgin. But he was okay with that. People in school avoided him, hell, they didn't even know who he was, and that was how it was. Until a good 'friend' of Gerard's started a rumor. A rumor that was bound to destroy everything Gerard had come to know, and even a little more in the process. Nothing good could come out of this situation, or so Gerard thought. But a certain boy with converse and a lip piercing would beg to differ. (Ok I suck at writing intros. The story will be better, I promise...)

Ryan Ross. He always knew how people would react, needed to have a form of normalcy, being able to know how one would react kept the anxiety and doubt from any conversation. Yet, Brendon had been an unpredict change in his life, a form of excitement he had unknowingly needed in his life. The unpredictable nature of Brendon made him fall in love with the sense of excitement.... But after awhile, one needs a break from everything. -------------------------------------------------- Brendon Urie. He enjoyed the comfort of having people to fall back on him, not that he ever tried to rely on others, having people around him that he loved made him feel happy and he would never trade that for any other feeling. Ryan has always been a constant presence for Brendon, one that never faltered and has always radiated with an intensity that could become intense for anyone besides Brendon. they've been together through thick and thin and Brendon will always support Ryan, he knew nothing could come between them... -------------------------------------------------- Brendon was wrong. Ryan had other plans. --------------------------------------------------

he fucks a fidger spinnit . (Book 1) Please tweet this to crankthatfrank. :). He needs this.

Ryan comes across the famous "Milk Fic" and is curious if what the writer wrote was physically possible. He storms to Brendon and shows him his phone with the "Milk Fic" up on the screen.... what happens? What does Brendon say? **Read to find out... if you dare**

Brendon likes to act like a little kid, but is scared to tell his boyfriend Ryan about it. Involves age-play

Some guaranteed one-liners to get that special someone(probably also band trash if you are reading this).

just a little story me and my friend on Tumblr made his tumblr: Danandphan my tumblr: heavensentusdanandphil